Just got off the telephone with a reporter from one of the TV stations. Phone interview. You know what it means when TV questions come ‘round without a cameraman. Yep. She knew I had a Radio Face.

The kind of looks that go over better on FM car radio.

I answered her question, which was put to me as, “I wonder what your thoughts are on that.”

Since her call was not related to any breaking news event, I figure it pretty much amounted to stirring up some local gossip. I wanted to decline, but – many of you have been around me long enough to know – I have a hard time keeping the trap shut when someone asks for my ‘thoughts.’

Without a lead-in question put to me, I usually start with something like, “Well, you didn’t ask for my opinion, but…” and then I offer up a load o’ bunk. (Blarney, if you prefer…)

She asked, though.

I told her that I didn’t speak for anyone on Main Street but myself, and that others probably would disagree with me. The whole time I’m prattling along, I’m thinking – How can a phone interview benefit a TV reporter? She might be taping my voice, but what will she do? Put up a silhouette-head and a graphic at the bottom of the screen: By telephone. That’s what TV does when a phone update comes in from the reporter in Nicaragua. Put up a still-photo of the reporter and the words: By telephone (because, otherwise, we wouldn’t know how that voice was magically flying up from South America).

The phone interview made me think of Jim Goss at KRAV-FM when he headed up the New MIX-96 (it was ALWAYS new…for years). He was the news director who sat across from me at some convention/dinner, squeezed a lemon into his tea and bounced a seed off my forehead. (Never had THAT happen before. Or since.)

KRAV had shelled out to acquire the latest weather tool – Color Weather Radar – I think it was called. Those folks had a good news operation back in those days, and I was envious of their budget.

Didn’t understand the ‘color’ part on radio, though. During the forecast, in good weather, the newscaster might remark, “All clear on Color Weather Radar – fifty mile scan, showing up as scattered green ground-clutter on the radar screen.”

Rain might be described in vivid detail: “Showers are moving in to the Metro-area. Light to moderate rain. That’s blue on Color Weather Radar with touches of darker green showing up west of Skiatook.”

Unless the rain was coming down in darker-green-colored drops near Skiatook, I don’t think any of our listeners (I was working at a down-the-block competitor) – none of them gave a hoot about what color showed up on his expensive TV screen.

I was still envious. He had radar and I had Jim Giles giving forecasts from his home studio. I think it was located in his bedroom walk-in closet. He could have been in Nicaragua, for all I know. He sounded like he was standing next to me.

Technology.

Might have told Mr. Goss what I thought about his Color Weather Radar audio-radio-visuals, but he never “wondered what my thoughts were on it.”

The TV reporter did, as I mentioned. So, if you happen to catch the evening news and a report about Broken Arrow, look on the screen for blue in the lighter areas with touches of darker green.

That’ll be me, running my trap under the radar.

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McHuston

Booksellers & Irish Bistro
Rose District
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