No, it isn’t a new German electronic music-fusion. It is the output of the sinister new time-waster. Anyone tending a blog that offers the readers an opportunity to leave a written comment will find droppings such as this one, waiting in the electronic mailbox:

I can imagine hard do the job it has to happen to be necessary to study with this write-up. Just about all what i can tell is definitely preserve submitting these kinds of posting of course you like that.

This one is actually a little more coherent than others.

I love the names of the supposed comment-leavers, people like Dorothy Spoodlepuppy and Lorian Gagglesnacket. I’m thinking I should keep them on file and work them in to a Charles Dickens type novel.

“I can imagine hard do the job,” said Dorothy Spoodlepuppy, sighing as she tapped at the keyboard. “It has to happen to be necessary to study with this write up.”

“Right on,” answered Lorian, the cheerful son of Mrs. Gagglesnacket.

Each morning I spend a little time taking out the electronic trash. It’s the equivalent of garbage disposal. I push the delete key and – whirrwhisk! – the stuff is gone, probably reduced to microscopic electronic shavings that will one day clutter the bottom of my laptop.

I Googled (I am a language purist, but I have embraced the addition of this verb) blog-spamming and found that it is apparently an attempt to draw the attention of search engines (such as Google) to have a website ranked higher in search results.

Extra traffic to the website would be a good thing. Maybe I need to change my name to Aloysius Babblebum and dive into the blog-commenting.

Discover your inner Dickens with a book of names (shameless self-promotion):

Is your Name Famous?