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Grimm and Bear it.

Once upon a time, I read Stephen King novels and dwelled with the beasts of the night. At least, those on the printed page. I guzzled goosebumps and chased those creepers down in the cellar. Then I found Faulkner.

Maybe it wasn’t classic literature that broke the cycle. Could have been a cheesy mystery. The point being – some book came along and ended my nearly-exclusive diet of scary. Pretty much cold turkey.

Fear became an almost forgotten emotion for me. Well – I’m not claiming fearlessness. I’m closer to a First Reader than First Responder. I just don’t find myself in situations that are scary. No bungee jumping. Sky-diving?

Are you kidding?

I always agreed with my buddy Michael, who questioned the fundamental idea of leaping out of a perfectly good airplane. Some of you snow ski. Me? Never. Snow is to me as water is to the Wicked Witch. (I’m MELTING! Yeah, yeah… Give me melting over snow and ice any time.)

There was a balmy morning that I jumped off the back of a boat and immediately spotted several reef sharks in close proximity. That made me uncomfortable. I was breathing pretty quickly. (Forty minutes worth of Scuba-tank-air gone in about twelve.) Still, I wouldn’t describe the dive as scary. For me, at least, the scary feeling comes when things are out of my own control. Like sitting in the passenger seat when the driver is under seventeen and shooting for a learner’s permit. THAT can be scary.

Even swimming with sharks I knew what I was supposed to do and kept the plan front and center in my thoughts. Tense? Sure. Anxious? You’re darn-tootin’. Scared? Not really. Lack of fear does not mean brave. (I admit to feeling pretty stupid later for jumping into shark-infested water, just to experience it – After all, the boat wasn’t sinking…)

At some point, it becomes tougher to find things outside our collection of experiences. With time, we all develop a mental catalog of those things that jump-start the adrenaline, like things that go bump in the night. Or go bump in the next room. Or behind you when you’re standing alone in the kitchen.

What was that?

Ice cubes melting loudly in the sink. That’s all. Refrigerator compressor kicking on. Or last night’s tacos come back to haunt… more ghastly than ghostly.

There was a sort of adrenaline-feel for me, I think, associated with scary movies – a spine-tingly sensation without the risks associated with activities like lion-taming and human-cannon-balling.

As to frightening films – I can’t name a recent one I’ve seen. Some ads look interesting, I’ll admit, in a PBS-anthropological sort of way. As in, what made me watch something like that, back then?

Which brings us to Grimm. Some of you will have seen the show. It has had several seasons of which I have been completely oblivious.

Premise?

Good vs. Evil – at its most basic level. Big scare is mixed in there between commercials (In this case, in between the Netflix gaps where the TV ads would have been inserted) where the Grimm-guy sees the monsters that are knocking off regular folks left and right. No one else can see them. Until it’s too late.

I was caught off-guard by the show, I will admit. A lot of years without that particular tension. Scary-osity. Unlike most of Stephen King’s works, though, Grimm manages a humorous release valve that was lacking in those old scary novels I used to read.

A grin keeps the Grimm at bay. Keeps the heart beating in between frights. Allows necessary respiration.

No peeing the pantalones.

Maybe I’ll give Episode 2 a chance.

Don’t be scared! Come visit!

McHuston

Booksellers & Irish Bistro
Rose District
122 South Main Street, BA OK!

Friends, Family, and THINE ENEMY!

You know what they say about Beauty and the Eye of the Beholder. Right. It’s better than a poke with a sharp stick, as Granny O’Herne used to say.

The other thing was, One Man’s Trash is Another Man’s Windstorm Cleanup. She was chock-full of sayings.

They both hold true in the case of an odd book that came in today. On one hand, it is a nondescript little hardback with a simple cloth binding. Old, but not in book-years. As you know, books are the reverse of dogs. That ol’ hound of 10 human-years is said to be 65 or 70 in dog-years. So this book – published some 62 years ago in human years – is really only nine-or-so years of age in book-years. Big Wup.

Here’s the thing, though. As the image of the back of the dustjacket shows, this is a Book Club Edition from London, from a company that claimed in black and white to have nearly a quarter-of-a-million members in its day. But for all those book-club buyers, all these years later, how many do you suppose are still surviving?

Anyone? Anyone?

Nah, you’re wrong. This isn’t the only copy left. Was I implying that?

But it turns out, of all the libraries worldwide, just two copies remain among the holdings – both of them located in Germany (the book is a novel set in Germany, although written in English). Those are First Edition Copies. Of this particular edition – with the dustjacket intact – there are maybe seven copies in the entire world.

Valuable?

Not really. (More than Sarah Palin’s second effort, though. I’ve still got new copies of that one available, if you’re in the market…) It’s that whole Beauty and the Eye thing. Philip Gibbs was a fairly prolific author and this story won no Pulitzers. This copy isn’t as collectible, as a Book Club Edition, even if it came from one of the first book clubs – ever.

You can see in the image (at least, if you click to make it larger) that the address is listed as 121 Charing Cross Road, London. That’s the site of Foyle’s Bookstore, once noted by Guinness World Records as the Biggest Bookstore in the World. (True or not, Foyle’s managed to get certified as such.)

In the UK, teenagers may take a civil service exam to get hired, but brothers William and Gilbert Foyle both failed to score high enough in 1903. To get rid of their textbooks, they took out an ad. They got so many replies that they wound up buying more textbooks to sell, and Foyle’s Bookstore got its start.

They quickly grew to the point they needed larger quarters, and – you guessed it (at least, I’m assuming you did!) – they moved into quarters at 121 Charing Cross Road. They’re still there. Later, in addition to branch locations in London, they had shops in Dublin, Belfast, Cape Town and Johannesburg. In addition to books, they diversified, with a Lecture Agency, an entertainment company, a craft shop, a travel bureau, and publishing house.

That’s where this little copy of THINE ENEMY comes in. It was published by their book club department and shipped out by post to buyers – sometime around 1951. So although it’s only 62 years old (10 in book-years, 403 in dog-years), there just aren’t many remaining.

If I was the grandson or granddaughter of Philip Gibbs, Heck! I’d love to have this little one-owner sitting on my bookshelf. (Disclaimer: Not exactly documented as one-owner, but what the hay?) My Gramps, I’d say proudly, showing it off to my guest.

Guest: Really? He wrote this?

Me: No, but he kept a diary.

Guest: So he mentions buying the book?

Me: Don’t know. The diary has a little lock on it. But that fellow on the dustjacket sort of looks like Gramps.

So you see, a book can be a valuable tie to our ancestry – in this case – if your ancestor happens to be named Gibbs. Philip, specifically. If that’s the case, I’ve got something here you will certainly want to own.

The rest of you can find another treasure to suit – come visit!

McHuston

Booksellers & Irish Bistro
Rose District
122 South Main, BA OK!

Photograph: Chris Ware/Getty Images

Storm Shelter and Naiveté.

I’ve chased tornadoes. I’ve just never caught one. Maybe – since I’ve been close enough – it might be more accurate to say that the tornado never caught me. At that close range, the twister is the boss of me.

They should have an EF-scale for stupidity. A couple of my encounters would have rated pretty high on that one. Early on, I was at the age when bad things always happened to other people. The Extreme-Superman-Complex of youth, some would say. I’d say, I was young and extremely lucky.

All the pictures from the latest Moore disaster have brought those long-ago memories rushing back, all the destruction, confusion, and tales of survival. I don’t believe twisters have grown milder these days. Looking at the pictures, I’m inclined to agree with those who are calling anyone’s survival in the Moore twister’s path, a – miracle.

Would you expect to live if someone asked you to hide in your house while a crane and wrecking ball smashed it to the ground? Maybe you’re an optimist. Most people wouldn’t expect a positive outcome, but that’s what happened in Moore.

That twister of coffee beans called Starbucks first called their coffee sizes Short, Tall, and Grande. The National Weather Service first described storm-sizes on an F-scale: F-0 to F-5, which is pretty much the same as today’s EF-scale. The difference? Wind speed, for one thing. Under the earlier scale, the biggest storm had to have winds over 260 MPH. Now, 200+ is enough for an EF-5 designation.

Under the new rules, it would have been the biggest of all classified storms that passed just to our south on that day, and then steadily moved closer before graciously moving away. A photographer and I drove over at first light.

That evening – in 1979 – while my wife and newborn son were hunkered down in the hallway closet, the twister touched down far enough to the east that our home was spared. I was on the other side of the path. People died in between us, some having taken shelter behind what had been solid brick and mortar walls.

It turns out, we were probably a lot safer that evening than the lunchtime I sat in my car, innocently parked beside the bank’s pneumatic drive-through. It was midday and weirdly stormy. I was making the morning deposit. There were scary-clouds above with a little bit o’ rain that suddenly began coming down in strong sheets. I was waiting for the deposit slip to return in that little canister when my car began humping the parking lot. I don’t remember any side-to-side movement, just the car jumping up and down on the shocks trying to leave the ground like it was some kind of California low-rider on steroids. Suddenly, the air-violence was over.

Driving back to the store, I had to dodge debris along South Peoria. Along the short route, there were people outside their businesses – located just down the street from mine – looking over roofing on the ground, downed store-signs, and wind-blown debris that had settled everywhere.

At some point, years later, when I unwrapped that media-provided, reporter’s-super-protection-cloak that I had used for such a long time – at the point that I became a regular citizen – the sound of the tornado siren was completely different.

One evening, it was shortly after the main rush hour. There was still enough reporter in me that I recognized the sky. Tornado. It was summertime and the air conditioner was on, but I rolled down the window to sniff the air. It was the aroma of disaster.

Before I reached my turn at 31st Street, with the window still down I heard the beginning wails of the tornado sirens. I had no photographer with me. No assignment. No reason to be on the road except to head home. Something new was welling up inside me, looking up, smelling the air, hearing the sirens. I would never admit it, but it might have been – fear.

What can you do when you find yourself at risk? When the attack comes from above the trees or over the rise, where do you find safety? After a lifetime of telling others how to survive the onslaught, I don’t think I remembered any of it. I just wanted to be in the house, where Extreme-Superman could sit down in front of the television and watch the coverage, and the radars, and the storm-track.

Another blog that has run too long. Apologies.

The same sort of place that belied shelter for residents of Moore. Still, they survived, but for those few. Those in the path of that monster were a lot less naïve than I am. I have not shaken my foolish early ways. That reporter’s protection. The lie.

They took precautions based on training. The sort of thing I used to sell, when I was in the media. Find the bathtubs. A closet. Yank a mattress from the beds and use it for protection. Find inner rooms, storm shelters. Above all – storm shelters.

Watching all the storm coverage on television, and recalling how closely it parallels what I saw in Wichita Falls, Texas that morning after, I’m remembering foolish and hoping for wiser. I’m thinking of my grandchildren and family, and the wisdom of their father and mother to incorporate a safe-room in their newly-built home.

I probably would have bought a new car with the money it cost them. Then I would have trusted to circumstances. Circumstances as they intersected with violent storms. And me, being a Superman and all that.

Those after-storm clouds? I saw them pass over the bookstore later that evening. The same type I saw back in 1979. My reaction was strong enough the other night that I wanted to point a camera to the sky and take a picture of them. I did. It just wasn’t the same. Without the violence, the clouds were little more than interesting. Pointing my camera upward, I wanted to be a reporter again, and being confident in my profession also secure my safety. Maybe continue the Superman-myth for a little while longer.

Too late for that, I think. I’ve been watching the television and hearing those same interviews that I conducted so many years ago. Survival stories. The news-anchor may have put it best: There are incredible stories everywhere we turn. Folks are smarter, these days.

Newborn birds know instinctively how to jump into flight from the nest. Oklahomans know instinctively how to fly into one.

I’m learning. But – at my (advancing) age – I’ve still never ridden out a storm in a safe location. I hope to learn from the valiant lessons demonstrated by my fellow state’s residents, enough to make some sensible decisions at my next opportunity.

Keep safe, then come visit!

McHuston

Booksellers & Irish Bistro
Rose District
122 South Main St., Broken Arrow OK

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