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A Penny saved… is one cent.

As Ben Franklin is misquoted as saying (under his Poor Richard’s Almanack persona of Richard Saunders), a “penny saved is a penny earned.” Actually, the published bit of advice read: A penny saved is two-pence dear. These days, people probably relate better to the “penny earned” version, since we don’t see many two-pence coins these days. I wonder about the truth in the penny saved idiom, compared to times past.

Having said that, I was surprised this morning when my first customer of the day bought a cup of coffee and – as she was counting out the change – informed me that she had overpaid by one cent on her previous visit, and was going to recover that overpayment today by sliding over one cent less than the cash register total.

It threw me back, I’ll admit. Not over the penny. I don’t even quibble about nickels and dimes. If someone is in the ballpark, I’ll make up the rest myself. I’m easy to get along with, and regularly round down prices to make the change easier to pay or return.

I have no memory of the earlier transaction or overcharging – because naturally, I wouldn’t. Not knowingly. Not even a cent. Especially a cent. I don’t even bother to bend down to retrieve a penny on the sidewalk, as it has become more work for my knees that I care to invest.

But I worry that she was harboring ill thoughts all the while, believing I had shorted her a penny and wanting to recover it. There is a dish of change near the cash register in which at least a dollar’s worth of pennies reside, not to mention nickels, dimes, and quarters. Some folks just toss their change in there, and I leave it.

My customer must be a devotee of Richard Saunders and his Almanack advice, and I would probably be a lot better off financially if I treated my finances similarly. I’m sure over the course of the years, I have rounded down a fair amount of money. To my thinking, I’d rather cover it than have a customer worry about having the exact change, or holding sufficient coinage to keep from breaking a larger bill. It’s just my style.

In Ben Franklin’s day, a penny was a great big chocolate colored chunk of copper with some crude stamping on the front and back. At least that is how those old coins have survived. A cent is certainly more impressive as “a penny saved” if the coin features a date from colonial times. Poor Richard might not have been in that financial position had he taken his own advice.

Personally, I’m more fond of some of his other sayings, like – Fish and visitors stink in three days. Now THAT is an astute observation well worth a saved penny.

Twitched and Bewitched

It’s so long ago that almost all the names are forgotten, although some may survive through cable TV re-runs. I’m thinking of Bewitched, which was an ABC sitcom that ran from 1964 to 1973. It starred the daughter of actor Robert Montgomery, who was better known than his daughter at the time, but she may have eclipsed him over time.

Elizabeth Montgomery played Samantha Stevens, who was a friendly neighborhood witch. She married a mortal named Darrin and settled into a routine life in the suburbs – at least she tried. Samantha was supposed to give up the witchcraft, but she invariably wound up twitching her nose, which caused magic to happen.

Bewitched enjoyed great popularity, and TV Guide magazine included the program in its 2002 list of 50 best TV shows of all time. Interest in its star has continued as well. A new biography of Elizabeth Montgomery has just been released: Twitch Upon a Star, by Herbie J. Pilato, is based on a series of interviews he conducted with Montgomery as a friend.

I was poking through a newspaper archive on a whim and next to 1955 article about Montgomery’s role in the Gary Cooper vehicle, The Court-Martial of Billy Mitchell, was a column by a nationally syndicated columnist named Walter Winchell. (I told you these were all forgotten names…) Winchell was well-known for his gossip and behind-the-scenes news items.

He gave a boost to an up-and-coming comedian with his July 18, 1955 column, writing that “Johnny Carson is a new comic with an affable manner. If he gets material to match his skill, he will be a Gobel challenger.”

Of course, that doesn’t mean much as a compliment today, but George Gobel used to be famous in his own right, beginning as a singer as a young man. During WWII, he served as a flight instructor at Altus, Oklahoma and later at Frederick, Oklahoma (where I applied for my first radio job – but that’s another story…). When the war was over, he gave up singing and took up comedy. Years later, during a 1969 appearance on the Tonight Show, Gobel recalled his time in Oklahoma, joking about his service in mid-America and telling the host that “There was not one Japanese aircraft got past Tulsa.”

The Tonight Show host at the time – of course – was Johnny Carson and the appearance of both on the same set proved that the columnist Walter Winchell knew a thing or two about comedians. If Winchell had only enjoyed the witch’s long-life-span of Samantha Stevens he might have made mention of Jay Leno, the rising comedian who took over the Tonight Show – one year after the death of George Gobel.

Happy Dazed.

Ahhhhh… the miracle of a good night’s sleep!

After giving up for the night, feeling like an entire day was wasted trying to get the computer network back up and running, I could only hope that things would be better the next day.

Lo and behold!

Fired up. Screens awaiting command. Cautious clicking. Boom!

All the things that ought to be there, are. Another self-curing computer problem completed by waifish elves in the night hours.

I have my fingers crossed though, and I’ve already knocked my wooden head.

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