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Have you done it?

Come on, baby! Don’t beekle the dice!

That one still gets stuck in the mental song-loop on occasion. The other day, after the McCartney concert at the BOK Center, a Facebook friend posted a picture of a Beatles record (those big pre-CDs) along with a snippet of song lyric. Naturally, Don’t Beekle the Dice popped into my head.

It is one of those songs that aren’t really too deep. No ethereal connections. No double-entendres about politics or the deeper meaning of life. Easy to sing along with.

It turns out – while singing along – I’ve been mangling the words. My whole life, I suppose. I tend to pay more attention to the instruments than the vocals, for whatever reason. As a kid, I was singing along with the radio and a fellow named Wayne Newton.

Doctor Shane… Darling, Doctor Shane!

Back then, I never really tried to figure out what the songwriter had for the good Doc. Later, I discovered that the words were in the German language.

Dankeschön! Darling, Dankeschön! Thank you for….mmmmmm seein’ me again!

(Now that oldie is stuck in my head.)

One day, while I was mentally rolling the Beekle, or maybe I was Beekling the Dice – it struck me as particularly nonsensical. Beekle the Dice. Really? I quit repeating it and started dissecting it.

My baby said she’s trav’ling on the one after 909
I said move over honey, I’m traveling on that line
I said: Move over once, move over twice
Come on baby don’t Beekle the Dice!

Me, thinking it over, at last: Beekle the Dice? Beekle the Dice?

Mental process: Don’t be stupid. There’s no Beekling in Dice.

Me, ashamed: Come on, Baby! Don’t BE COLD AS ICE.

Mental process: Whew! I had me doubts, laddie.

Me, singing aloud: Come on baby, don’t Beekle the Dice!

Said she’s trav’ling on the one after 909. I realized that train had left the station long before I had my bags packed.

On the other hand, I sometimes overthink things. I drive the speed limit because if I don’t, I’ll get a ticket. I could be on the longest, loneliest, dirt road crossing the Arizona desert and get pulled over if I run it five over the limit. As a result, I get chafed as cars pass me by. (Right. I’m that old fool poking along that everyone has to go around. I just told you I get tickets. I can afford tickets less than I can afford your sour looks as you pass me.)

Overthinking it, I wonder if the folks zipping around me at 45 or 50 in the posted 25 zone also ignore the other laws. I no sooner had that thought this morning, when the person who passed me doing 45 or 50 ran the red light in front of us. (Naturally, I had time to stop…)

From my position – idling there at the crosswalk, I could see the speeder/red-lighter narrowly avoid colliding with commercial van that was executing an illegal grand-mal U-turn mid-block on Main. From speeding to red-light running to U-turns in less than one hundred yards.

I decided burglary and murder were only a-ways down the street, so I turned left on Dallas to avoid the inevitable emergency responders.

If only we had a mass-transit line near the store. I could be travelin’ on the one after 909.

Until then, Don’t Beekle the Dice. Come visit!

McHuston

Booksellers & Irish Bistro
Rose District
122 South Main Street, BA OK!

Friends, Family, and THINE ENEMY!

You know what they say about Beauty and the Eye of the Beholder. Right. It’s better than a poke with a sharp stick, as Granny O’Herne used to say.

The other thing was, One Man’s Trash is Another Man’s Windstorm Cleanup. She was chock-full of sayings.

They both hold true in the case of an odd book that came in today. On one hand, it is a nondescript little hardback with a simple cloth binding. Old, but not in book-years. As you know, books are the reverse of dogs. That ol’ hound of 10 human-years is said to be 65 or 70 in dog-years. So this book – published some 62 years ago in human years – is really only nine-or-so years of age in book-years. Big Wup.

Here’s the thing, though. As the image of the back of the dustjacket shows, this is a Book Club Edition from London, from a company that claimed in black and white to have nearly a quarter-of-a-million members in its day. But for all those book-club buyers, all these years later, how many do you suppose are still surviving?

Anyone? Anyone?

Nah, you’re wrong. This isn’t the only copy left. Was I implying that?

But it turns out, of all the libraries worldwide, just two copies remain among the holdings – both of them located in Germany (the book is a novel set in Germany, although written in English). Those are First Edition Copies. Of this particular edition – with the dustjacket intact – there are maybe seven copies in the entire world.

Valuable?

Not really. (More than Sarah Palin’s second effort, though. I’ve still got new copies of that one available, if you’re in the market…) It’s that whole Beauty and the Eye thing. Philip Gibbs was a fairly prolific author and this story won no Pulitzers. This copy isn’t as collectible, as a Book Club Edition, even if it came from one of the first book clubs – ever.

You can see in the image (at least, if you click to make it larger) that the address is listed as 121 Charing Cross Road, London. That’s the site of Foyle’s Bookstore, once noted by Guinness World Records as the Biggest Bookstore in the World. (True or not, Foyle’s managed to get certified as such.)

In the UK, teenagers may take a civil service exam to get hired, but brothers William and Gilbert Foyle both failed to score high enough in 1903. To get rid of their textbooks, they took out an ad. They got so many replies that they wound up buying more textbooks to sell, and Foyle’s Bookstore got its start.

They quickly grew to the point they needed larger quarters, and – you guessed it (at least, I’m assuming you did!) – they moved into quarters at 121 Charing Cross Road. They’re still there. Later, in addition to branch locations in London, they had shops in Dublin, Belfast, Cape Town and Johannesburg. In addition to books, they diversified, with a Lecture Agency, an entertainment company, a craft shop, a travel bureau, and publishing house.

That’s where this little copy of THINE ENEMY comes in. It was published by their book club department and shipped out by post to buyers – sometime around 1951. So although it’s only 62 years old (10 in book-years, 403 in dog-years), there just aren’t many remaining.

If I was the grandson or granddaughter of Philip Gibbs, Heck! I’d love to have this little one-owner sitting on my bookshelf. (Disclaimer: Not exactly documented as one-owner, but what the hay?) My Gramps, I’d say proudly, showing it off to my guest.

Guest: Really? He wrote this?

Me: No, but he kept a diary.

Guest: So he mentions buying the book?

Me: Don’t know. The diary has a little lock on it. But that fellow on the dustjacket sort of looks like Gramps.

So you see, a book can be a valuable tie to our ancestry – in this case – if your ancestor happens to be named Gibbs. Philip, specifically. If that’s the case, I’ve got something here you will certainly want to own.

The rest of you can find another treasure to suit – come visit!

McHuston

Booksellers & Irish Bistro
Rose District
122 South Main, BA OK!

Photograph: Chris Ware/Getty Images

Jimmy? No, he was James. St. James.

The St. James Hotel.

The name just sounds classy, doesn’t it? In its day, the St. James was THE classy spot to stay in Sapulpa, Oklahoma. Even in the 1940’s, when it had seen better days, it was spruced up to host the governor of the state of New York, Thomas E. Dewey.

In 1944, Dewey was the Republican candidate for the presidency and gathered 46% of the vote, but lost to Franklin Roosevelt. When the NY governor visited Sapulpa and its St. James Hotel, he was gearing up for the ’48 election.

The July 21, 1947 issue of Time Magazine carried a story of Dewey’s small-town visit and his local connection:

Nothing could be done about the sweltering, 90° heat. But the little town of Sapulpa, Okla. (pop. 12,000) had done everything else it could to prepare for the arrival of a home-town girl—Frances Hutt Dewey. The rickety old St. James Hotel was freshly scrubbed. Waitresses and porters sweated in new uniforms; the best suite had been completely done over by a local furniture store. At the Frisco station a crowd gathered to cheer Frances and her husband. New York’s Governor Thomas E. Dewey.

There is still a Dewey Street in Sapulpa. Whether it got its name from that visit is probably known by the historical society. In the case of the hotel, both the name and the building are long-gone as far as I can tell.

It was hopping in 1914 though.

It’s never money, but I’ve mentioned the odd things that come in with books. One of the images is a Christmas menu from the St James Hotel, which may be more easily read by clicking on the picture. The text is clipped in the image for some reason. Underneath the hotel’s name at the bottom it reads: Sapulpa, Oklahoma – in the same Old English text style.

Guests could expect a wide variety of entrees that Christmas evening, from appetizers to desserts. Some exotic, some not so. Celery hearts and Radishes? Zowie. That’s some fine dining.

The Virginia Ham, though, was barbecued and prepared Century Style, which may be a method forever lost to history. (Or maybe it is still common on Sapulpa dinner tables. Anyone? Anyone?) There was Roast Young Turkey and Crab Flake a la Newburg. Broiled Lake Superior White Fish. Blue Point Oyster Cocktail. The candied sweet potatoes must have been tasty and I’m always a sucker for mashed potatoes.

Then there was English plum pudding, Hot Mince Pie, Vanilla Ice Cream, and Hard or Brandy Sauce.

If this little piece of paper could only talk, I’d ask it whether the Christmas Dinner was a special event or an annual tradition, and whether everyone who was anyone in Sapulpa was there – by invitation. Or was it open to the public?

Lots of history, right there in that menu, without too many answers. It is certain that Sapulpa had some time in the sun, and – at least during the week of the Time Magazine article – the attention of the entire nation.

The things found in books aren’t always stories, but many have a story to tell.

Come visit!

McHuston

Booksellers & Irish Bistro
Rose District
122 South Main St, Broken Arrow OK!

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