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Who so readeth this blog…

The year and occasion both escape me, but I remember visiting Tulsa (as a young pup) and being impressed mightily by the Camelot Hotel. Most of you probably recall it, although it has been gone for quite a few years and had lost its medieval identity years before that.

In its prime, that impressive structure made it easy to imagine King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table. Although history buffs will recognize that medieval castles had few amenities – you know, things like bathrooms.

The Camelot opened in September 1965 and became an instant landmark.

As ornate as the exterior was, I was compelled to see inside. The details aren’t as clear as they were decades ago, but I remember launching myself inside as though I had every right to be there, as if I had a room key stuck in my back pocket. Of course, I didn’t. But no one even seemed to notice me as I wandered around.

I poked my head into ballrooms that appeared more corporate than castle. I wandered down hallways checking out the décor. By the time of my exploration, the Camelot was on its last armour-clad legs. I distinctly recall the carpeting as pretty threadbare – long past the expiration date, if only carpets had such a thing.

The Arthur legend begins with the Sword in the Stone, (or the Lady in the Lake, depending on the version) and the Camelot had the sword-bearing-rock feature as well. In fact, the brass plaque that was mounted near the stone-embedded sword is currently being offered for sale on eBay.

If it wasn’t so pricey, I’d buy it myself and hang it over the literature section. I can imagine it with a little rewording: Who so pulleth this book of this shelf is rightwise born King Reader. Umm. Might work better left as is.

There’s no clue as to what happened to the Camelot’s sword, part of the display said to have been located by the swimming pool. If I saw it during my medieval sojourn, I have forgotten it. As I said, the place was pretty run down by the time of my tour, and apparently the carpet made a bigger impression than Excaliber. (Or maybe the sword had been removed from the stone by some King-to-be.)

Although there was no disguising the exterior, the hotel was reinvented for a short period as the Parkside Hotel, and I seem to recall a time when a religious group was going to make a headquarters of it, or some such.

Eventually, the structure went the way of so many aging buildings and was razed. Some stories associated with it are probably all but lost by now. I recall one of the Francis Ford Coppola films was shot at that intersection on Peoria, but I don’t remember if they worked it to include or exclude the hotel.

Maybe one of you broadsword-swinging-swordsmen (or swordswomen) will bid on the plaque and keep it in the vicinity. We can hang it over the mythology section until you clear up the required wall space.

Merlin smiled gently. “I cannot join you in that wish, brother.”

“Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.”

Arthurian quotes, while we wait for the auction to end. (Mists of Avalon, Monte Python and the Holy Grail – respectively. Or disrespectively, as the case may be.)

Come visit!

McHuston

Booksellers & Irish Bistro
Rose District
122 South Main St. Broken Arrow OK!

And no green fees.

Depending on what they are, hobbies can be a good thing – to let you focus on fun while reducing stress. Hobbies can do that.

Except golf.

After spending time at that one, I decided that for me – the hobby was mainly walking around, lugging a heavy bag, and donating golf balls to the gods of the water hazard. I also enjoyed tossing peanuts to the squirrels at LaFortune Park’s course. Even if they had been rabid wharf-rats it would have been more enjoyable than adding up my way-over-par scorecard, where families of snowmen partied. (A snowman is a single-hole score of 8, for you lucky non-golfers.)

In truth, I did enjoy walking the course. It was the part involving the ball that proved to be my downfall.

At another point in time, I spent many hours (and mucho moolah) restoring a British sports car. The work was furious fun at the beginning. As months turned into years, other hobbies got in the way. And golf. After about ten years, the car was brightly painted, chromed out, newly-upholstered, and ready to start. Drove it around the block, and hated it.

It handled like a tractor.

The jewel is now residing in Texas, having been hauled away by another hobbyist.

The big table in the front of the bookshop was jammed up this afternoon with a couple of projects. Volume Two of a leather-bound antique set has the front and back boards re-attached, and will be ready for a new leather spine as soon as it dries. As a hobby, book repair seems a lot like work. That’s why the book press was hugging the edge of the table.

Next to it sat a brand new project competing for my time and attention.

Both of my everyday guitars have developed a noise. They call it fret-buzz. I call it annoying. In my experience, it is about as expensive to have repairs made as it is to just buy another. Probably not for cars or houses. But those stereos, watches, hair dryers, and the like? Toss ‘em and buy new.

So, I tried some guitars on Sunday. I probably picked up nearly two dozen different instruments, plunking around on them in the store’s special plunk-around room. One in particular sounded extra-fine.

It was way too much for my budget.

I hustled out before my willpower weakened. Went online. The seller on eBay called this one a project-guitar. I’m familiar with projects. (Even my first home was one.) And here it is, the same model six-string I’d fallen for at the shopping center, except the price tag is less than a tenth of the store’s. Of course, I can’t play it yet – it’s a project. But after half-an-hour, I’ve already successfully removed the gooey-gum filmy slime that marred the finish of the wood on top, and now, at least that part is nice and shiny.

Even if it doesn’t work out, this project will never compare to the decade-long car repair that filled up half the garage and eventually had to be hauled away. And if worst comes to worst, I can always El Kabong it as a stress reliever. (You are free to Google El Kabong, you non-Quick Draw McGraw folks…)

And there’s an outside chance it will make some music one of these days…

Downloading a book: a new thing?

No, it isn’t.

The technology was less complicated, but the prices more than made up for it. For a mere quarter, you could select a title, move the lever, and BLAP! your book drops down the chute, all ready to read. Faster than a 3G Kindle download any day.

It dates from 1947, early in the year. It was a time when “mat” was King. Anything worth buying had O-mat attached to it, an abbreviated version of automatic, I presume. There was the chief offender Laundromat – a place where the machines took coins in exchange for clean clothes.

The drawback to the Book-O-Mat was the lack of a sneak preview. It kept the books from getting shopworn from folks thumbing through them, but even the front cover artwork was hidden by the display method. But – what’d’ya want for a quarter?

A solution to that problem was offered a short time later by Rock-Ola, the creator of the Book-O-Mat. Rock-Ola is better known these days as the company that manufactured exotic jukeboxes. The later machines positioned the paperbacks – which were generally called “pocket books” back then – in a manner that offered a view of the front cover.

The Book-O-Mat machine carried a price tag of $175, which – in today’s dollars – equates to nearly two-thousand bucks.

Unlike the eReaders of today, which are advertised as having a viewing surface like “paper,” the Book-O-Mat was so sophisticated that it dispensed actual PAPER products, bound in a heavier printed stock with graphic images.

Man.

My head is spinning.

I don’t have a Book-O-Mat, but for a couple of short stacks of quarters, I’ll do a throwback to some really old-times and hand-deliver a Pocket Book to you in a futuristic thin container designed for easy carrying.

We call it a bag.

Come visit!

McHuston

Booksellers & Irish Bistro
Rose District
122 South Main St. Broken Arrow OK!

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