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Storm Shelter and Naiveté.

I’ve chased tornadoes. I’ve just never caught one. Maybe – since I’ve been close enough – it might be more accurate to say that the tornado never caught me. At that close range, the twister is the boss of me.

They should have an EF-scale for stupidity. A couple of my encounters would have rated pretty high on that one. Early on, I was at the age when bad things always happened to other people. The Extreme-Superman-Complex of youth, some would say. I’d say, I was young and extremely lucky.

All the pictures from the latest Moore disaster have brought those long-ago memories rushing back, all the destruction, confusion, and tales of survival. I don’t believe twisters have grown milder these days. Looking at the pictures, I’m inclined to agree with those who are calling anyone’s survival in the Moore twister’s path, a – miracle.

Would you expect to live if someone asked you to hide in your house while a crane and wrecking ball smashed it to the ground? Maybe you’re an optimist. Most people wouldn’t expect a positive outcome, but that’s what happened in Moore.

That twister of coffee beans called Starbucks first called their coffee sizes Short, Tall, and Grande. The National Weather Service first described storm-sizes on an F-scale: F-0 to F-5, which is pretty much the same as today’s EF-scale. The difference? Wind speed, for one thing. Under the earlier scale, the biggest storm had to have winds over 260 MPH. Now, 200+ is enough for an EF-5 designation.

Under the new rules, it would have been the biggest of all classified storms that passed just to our south on that day, and then steadily moved closer before graciously moving away. A photographer and I drove over at first light.

That evening – in 1979 – while my wife and newborn son were hunkered down in the hallway closet, the twister touched down far enough to the east that our home was spared. I was on the other side of the path. People died in between us, some having taken shelter behind what had been solid brick and mortar walls.

It turns out, we were probably a lot safer that evening than the lunchtime I sat in my car, innocently parked beside the bank’s pneumatic drive-through. It was midday and weirdly stormy. I was making the morning deposit. There were scary-clouds above with a little bit o’ rain that suddenly began coming down in strong sheets. I was waiting for the deposit slip to return in that little canister when my car began humping the parking lot. I don’t remember any side-to-side movement, just the car jumping up and down on the shocks trying to leave the ground like it was some kind of California low-rider on steroids. Suddenly, the air-violence was over.

Driving back to the store, I had to dodge debris along South Peoria. Along the short route, there were people outside their businesses – located just down the street from mine – looking over roofing on the ground, downed store-signs, and wind-blown debris that had settled everywhere.

At some point, years later, when I unwrapped that media-provided, reporter’s-super-protection-cloak that I had used for such a long time – at the point that I became a regular citizen – the sound of the tornado siren was completely different.

One evening, it was shortly after the main rush hour. There was still enough reporter in me that I recognized the sky. Tornado. It was summertime and the air conditioner was on, but I rolled down the window to sniff the air. It was the aroma of disaster.

Before I reached my turn at 31st Street, with the window still down I heard the beginning wails of the tornado sirens. I had no photographer with me. No assignment. No reason to be on the road except to head home. Something new was welling up inside me, looking up, smelling the air, hearing the sirens. I would never admit it, but it might have been – fear.

What can you do when you find yourself at risk? When the attack comes from above the trees or over the rise, where do you find safety? After a lifetime of telling others how to survive the onslaught, I don’t think I remembered any of it. I just wanted to be in the house, where Extreme-Superman could sit down in front of the television and watch the coverage, and the radars, and the storm-track.

Another blog that has run too long. Apologies.

The same sort of place that belied shelter for residents of Moore. Still, they survived, but for those few. Those in the path of that monster were a lot less naïve than I am. I have not shaken my foolish early ways. That reporter’s protection. The lie.

They took precautions based on training. The sort of thing I used to sell, when I was in the media. Find the bathtubs. A closet. Yank a mattress from the beds and use it for protection. Find inner rooms, storm shelters. Above all – storm shelters.

Watching all the storm coverage on television, and recalling how closely it parallels what I saw in Wichita Falls, Texas that morning after, I’m remembering foolish and hoping for wiser. I’m thinking of my grandchildren and family, and the wisdom of their father and mother to incorporate a safe-room in their newly-built home.

I probably would have bought a new car with the money it cost them. Then I would have trusted to circumstances. Circumstances as they intersected with violent storms. And me, being a Superman and all that.

Those after-storm clouds? I saw them pass over the bookstore later that evening. The same type I saw back in 1979. My reaction was strong enough the other night that I wanted to point a camera to the sky and take a picture of them. I did. It just wasn’t the same. Without the violence, the clouds were little more than interesting. Pointing my camera upward, I wanted to be a reporter again, and being confident in my profession also secure my safety. Maybe continue the Superman-myth for a little while longer.

Too late for that, I think. I’ve been watching the television and hearing those same interviews that I conducted so many years ago. Survival stories. The news-anchor may have put it best: There are incredible stories everywhere we turn. Folks are smarter, these days.

Newborn birds know instinctively how to jump into flight from the nest. Oklahomans know instinctively how to fly into one.

I’m learning. But – at my (advancing) age – I’ve still never ridden out a storm in a safe location. I hope to learn from the valiant lessons demonstrated by my fellow state’s residents, enough to make some sensible decisions at my next opportunity.

Keep safe, then come visit!

McHuston

Booksellers & Irish Bistro
Rose District
122 South Main St., Broken Arrow OK

Pooch fashion. Dog-earing.

At some future point, a child will pick up a book and turn it over and over looking for the On button. The rise of the eReaders is upon us.

Some schools are already incorporating tablets and other electronics to replace the old paper-based thing. That’s okay.

I don’t want to say this out loud, but if you’ll lean in to the screen there, I’ll whisper it:

Schools have a racket going with the textbooks. I don’t mean the elementary schools where books are handed out at the beginning of the year and then returned before summer vacation. (Do they still do that?)

Universities and colleges. Campus bookstores. Pick up the syllabus and wander over to the student union. Drop several hundred on the required materials, and that’s at used-book prices. Try to turn them back in later and Boom! Curriculum change. Won’t be using that book next semester. Can’t give you anything for it.

Sorry.

Okay. Whispering ended.

If the collegiate texts could be downloaded onto a reader, a sizable chunk could be hacked out of those education costs. I’m all for that.

Reading books for pleasure, though?

I’m hoping that the books will linger around for a while, but who am I kidding? Go ahead and give me your thoughts – call me on your rotary dial phone. But call before closing-time. Look down at your wristwatch and check the hour. Go ahead, I’ll wait a minute. A couple of you are actually wearing one. Does it have the big minute hand and the little hour hand?

Telling time used to be a school-day lesson. Pass back those purple-y colored mimeographed sheets with the little clock faces all over, and write the correct time underneath with the old #2.

Well, I’m here to tell you, THAT lesson plan is gone.

Another one gone bust is the book-respect lecture, which brings me the long-way back to our first reference: kids and those darned non-electronic readers. Books, as we call them. I can vividly recall my teacher holding up a book for the demonstration. Even as an educational tool and example, she was unable to physically turn down the page corner in teaching us that such an action was unacceptable. She curled it over a little bit, but didn’t crease it. She just explained the creasing part. Couldn’t do it. The woman RESPECTED books.

No dog-earing the pages, she said. And of course, I heard dog-ear-rings, a fashion faux-pas if there ever was one.

TEACHER: Don’t do the dog-earing.

ME, harboring a dog-earring question while raising and waving my hand, supporting it aloft at the elbow with the palm of my other hand as she continues to look around the class, ignoring my attempts at getting her attention to the point that I cannot keep my waving hand up any longer. I coughed. No good. Hand down.

TEACHER, finally looking in my direction: Did you have a question?

ME: Dog earrings?

TEACHER: You’re asking about dog earrings?

ME: Uh, no. Can I go to the bathroom?

As I headed out, she held up a scrap of paper for the class to see, wedging it near the spine. Mark your place with a piece of paper instead, she said. (A book-wedgie, I thought, but did not say aloud.)

Later, the teacher brought a pencil dangerously close to the book’s pages while warning us to never, ever – write in a book. Ever. Her eyelids kind of lifted as she said it. Never, she repeated. Ever.

I got it. As a result, I am a lifetime supporter of the post-it note foundation. I don’t write in books, despite the practices of others in the book-selling profession. Don’t write in books. Ever. No dog-earrings, certainly.

Which brings us at last to the point of today’s entry. (You’re asking – I know: What’s the point?)

A fellow carried to the counter a 1930 first edition with a surviving (now in plastic protector ) dust-jacket and slipcase, then turned it over in his hands several times, for my benefit. He didn’t see a sticker on it, he said, and wondered about the price. He opened the front cover and pointed to a penciled-in price of four-dollars.

For back-story purpose: The book was in a rare book case and a sign-card in front of it displayed the price. Another copy of the same book is currently listed on the internet at well over three-hundred dollars. I’m asking $285, the price that was written on the tent-sign. But there was no disputing the fact that $4 was lettered in pencil on the front end-page. A used-book dealer had priced it at four-dollars once. Once, in the eighty-plus years since it had become a used book. Back when it wasn’t scarce or hard to find, I’d guess. Sometime when new hardbacks sold for under ten bucks. Well under.

That must have been an old price, I suggested. A really old price. (I suspect he knew that, since he admitted to having noticed a card with two-hundred-something written on it.) The $4 notation-in-pencil was a price once – but not mine.

I don’t write in books, I explained. Never.

Ever.

Holster your pencils and come visit!

McHuston

Booksellers & Irish Bistro
Rose District
122 South Main Street, Broken Arrow OK

Panning planning.

A two-hour drive for a Hideaway’s Pizza? Crazy, maybe. To be sure, it wasn’t planned. I’m one of those who sometimes acts on a whim rather than thinking it over. The drive was back in the day when Stillwater had the only location, and I was recalling fond memories of it to the passenger in my car.

Me: We really ought to go get one.

Passenger: Okay.

Me: How ‘bout them Cowboys?

So, we hit the highway and drove and drove. It was a time of conversations between friends about important things – because everything seemed important, or at least magnified in intensity and perceived with a flourish.

The pizza? It was good. We knew it would be. Even if it had been bad it would have been good, for all the effort put into sitting down in that little restaurant and having it presented to us.

Some of my capricious decisions haven’t turned out so well. It hasn’t stopped me from acting on little-considered ideas.

Planning is part of the fun, I’ve been told numerous times. A variety of responses have always popped out of my mouth to that one.

Planner: You know planning is half the fun.

Me: Sure. It doubles the disappointment when the plan falls through.

Planner: You just have to make an alternate plan, just in case.

Me: A plan for a failed plan?

Planner: Right.

Looking ahead with anticipation is one thing, but I’m better known for stopping (while admittedly lost) to find a road map that will explain which highway is the one we should have turned on forty-five minutes ago.

The cliché is something like this (always abbreviated, and trailing off in a near-whisper while looking at someone’s failed endeavor): The best-laid plans…

The rest of it, usually omitted because we don’t know what the heck it is supposed to imply, goes like this in another abbreviated form: The best-laid plans of mice and men…

Scottish poet Robert Burns is credited with the saying, which concludes: The best-laid plans of mice and men often go astray. Besides his writing, Robbie Burns also kept a garden and once plowed through a nest of mice while tilling. He figured the mouse probably assumed it was a safe spot to build a nest, but – as he noted – plans often go astray.

Which brings me to my point.

Early last week, when emails were being exchanged among the Rose District merchants about First Thursday plans (the night we all keep our businesses open later), it was noted that the day’s forecast included a high of 82-degrees, sunny skies, and balmy breezes. A perfect evening for outdoor strolling, shopping, and listening to the outdoor concert by the band hired especially for the event.

The emails solicited replies from other store owners about their own plans.

Ahhh. There’s that planning thing again, the virtue I’ve been accused of not possessing in the least. In truth, I didn’t have an etched-in-stone event. Playing it by ear – that’s me.

Sunny skies? Ahhh, no. High of 82-degrees? That was yesterday. Strolling and listening to the outdoor music? Jogging in place might be the better idea, in order to keep from freezing up.

As I sit here typing, the day’s high has likely come and gone. Temperatures are expected to fall into the low forties by late afternoon. Sunshine? No. They’ve changed that plan to a possibility of freezing rain or snow. Snow!

We may see some record low temperatures by tomorrow morning, but snow in May in Tulsa County?

I’m not planning on it. So, come visit!

McHuston

Booksellers & Irish Bistro
Rose District: 122 South Main Street
Broken Arrow, OK!

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