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Samuel L. out of Carolina. Shocking?

What was your last “flashbulb memory?” That’s what they call events like 9-11, or the Murrah Building bombing in OKC, or the Kennedy assassination, or for some the attack on Pearl Harbor. We all have at least one.

Some of us remember all kinds of things in that “flashbulb” fashion.

Right now, I’m thinking about Samuel L. Jackson – the Pulp Fiction (and others) movie star, who has taken up the easier paycheck provided by television commercials. I hate to admit it, but I’m a student – of sorts – of the ad media.

I love to identify the voices of the people behind the scenes who are doing the “voice-overs” – those unseen narrators who are talking about cars, or travel destinations, or home improvement centers. Historically, those voices used to be broadcasters, but at some point agents managed to get their actor, singer, sports figure clients to lend their voices in hawking products. You’d be surprised at the A-list stars who are willing to sit down and record their voice for a fee.

Here is a new “flashbulb moment” for me. I’m sitting here in the bookshop office, doing some odds and ends (since I could not open for business today due to construction) and Samuel L. Jackson pops on the TV screen (in an ad that began Monday). He’s hawking the Capital One credit card and its Quicksilver cashback program. In the course of his exposition, he uses the word “Damn.” Like, “every damn day.”

It would have worked as “every day,” but the ad agency behind the spot, DDB Worldwide (the Omnicom Group) says it “evokes the provocative wallet scene with Mr. Jackson and Tim Roth” in the film “Pulp Fiction.”

As it stands, I believe it is the first time (thus, my flashbulb memory moment) I have ever heard (what used to be considered) a “swear word” used in a commercial. Damn.

We used to not use such language in public.

Particularly in broadcasting, controlled by the FCC. There were fines levied for the Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction, the George Carlin Seven Words, just about everything Howard Stern ever mentioned, the occasional F-bomb on the Oscars, and a long list of other assumed-to-be infractions.

I strive for a family friendly blog, and I’m only using the questionable words here in the context of this obsequious offering. The idea being, these things are surprising enough to me that they are stuck in my memory like the Kennedy Assassination. (Yes. I’m old enough to have that “flashbulb memory.”)

Jackson’s use of a once socially-questionable term isn’t the first TV recollection for me. (I admit, as a student of broadcasting in general, to me, these things are grossly obvious.) There was a network promotional announcement (different from a paid, commercial ad), that offered up as dramatic program directed by movie star Anjelica Huston in a made for TV program entitled “Bastard out of Carolina.” (Ironically, it was originally produced for airing on TNT, but the network refused to show it based on its controversial nature.) I suppose it was controversial for me, as well. I recall it as the first time I heard a “swear word” in a television ad of any type. (Bastard.)

Another “flashbulb” in the media belongs to KMOD radio, and an announcer (rare that I can’t recall exactly who it was working that afternoon-drive shift) who commented that it was “Raining like hell outside.”

I about fell out of my shoes.

As innocent as it sounds now, I had – never! – heard the word (as Radar O’Reilly described it) H-E-double-hockey-sticks used on the radio. Never. Ever. Like virgin speakers. Never. EVER.

Well… Come to think of it, that word might have been brought up in those Sunday morning religious broadcasts I was engineering, back in the early days, but I was (please forgive me, Lord) pretty much tuned out to the content. I was listening – (while reading the Sunday paper and twiddling my thumbs) – for program continuity, volume, and lack-of-dead-air (Silence). I believe my best radio-buddy-brother Rick might remember those early Sunday morning broadcasts… Inspiring to the flock, I am certain.

My sister Linda believes I remember everything. Of course, that is true. (I remember some things more clearly than others.) I was in the second row from the wall (to my right) where the door to the hallway was located, when the announcement sounded in my classroom about the shooting of John F. Kennedy. (The speaker was mounted on the wall in the upper right from my desk, a seat located fifth-from-the-front in the classroom.) We were asked to say a prayer for our president. (There’s more, in my recollection, but I won’t bother you with it…)

At any rate, the Samuel L. Jackson “Damn” commercial takes its place in the cranial archive of “flashbulb moments” that have caught me by surprise over the course of a lifetime. His pronouncement isn’t particularly grievous, just (significantly) of note, to me.

D++n. I’m showing my age, aren’t I?

It may be a photo-moment when the Rose District work is done, at last. Workers – presumably – will finish the outdoor construction sometime this week, and then – I’m hoping you’ll – come visit!

McHuston

Booksellers & Irish Bistro
Rose District
122 South Main Street, Broken Arrow OK !

Carving a name on the wall. Or in a book.

Ray J. was just a teenager when the bombs fell at Pearl Harbor. He was tall and thin – in fact, he couldn’t meet the weight requirement at the recruiting office. They sent him home to eat some bananas. When he showed back up, they accepted him into the US Navy and sent him to the Pacific.

He never spoke to me much about his experiences beyond mentioning being a little nervous sitting up in the conning tower when Japanese Zeros passed low overhead. Late in the war, some of the pilots were slamming their planes into the US ships.

On July 5, 1945 his name was on the list of sailors aboard the Robert F. Keller, a destroyer escort, when it sailed out of the Philippines for what turned out to be its last mission. Ten days later, his ship assisted in the sinking of the I-13, a submarine off the coast of Japan.

The Keller was part of the escort convoy when the aircraft carrier USS Bismark Sea was lost in a Kamikaze attack – the two US destroyers and three escort ships nearby managed to pick up 605 survivors over the next twelve hours. Those were facts Ray J. never mentioned. I had to do a little research. Sort of like Don’s story.

Don Spaulding was just a teenager when he enlisted, but he picked the US Army. His family lived within an afternoon’s car drive of Ray J.’s family, and the Robert Keller actually sailed into the Philippine Islands and the very strip of land where Spaulding was stationed. But Don wasn’t there anymore.

Japanese forces had taken the Philippines early on – and the US troops were ordered to surrender. What ensued has been called the Bataan Death March, but that was just the start of it. From his place of assignment at Clark Field, Don and his unit joined others as they were herded to a location where they could be transported to Japan.

There were labor shortages among manufacturers, and the US prisoners of war were to be carried to Japan to work as slave laborers. There were 345 men taken from Clark Field. After the long march to Manila, they were loaded into the hold of a freighter called the Noto Maru.

In August of 1944, there were one-thousand-thirty-five prisoners jammed into the forward hold of the Noto Maru. The hatch covers were closed initially, and the heat was beyond belief. Bathrooms were simply buckets stuck against the wall. The POWs were given a cup of water and two rice portions a day. The young men lived in the cramped hold of the freighter Noto Maru for twelve days.

Years later, Don learned that a great many prisoner transports were unknowingly attacked by US ships – because they had every appearance of an enemy transport. At Moji, Japan, the prisoners were at last removed from the ship and loaded onto railway cars, having survived an attack and two torpedoes that ran deep.

Don Spaulding stayed on the train until it reached a point between Tokyo and Yokohama where he was to begin working at the Osaka Zōsen steel mill, producing equipment that would be used in the Japanese war effort. He spent the rest of the war as a prisoner, but many of his comrades were not so fortunate. Conditions were dire, the work was hard, and food was scarce.

Ray J. returned to Parsons and Don eventually found his way back to Tulsa.

Don Spaulding didn’t stay home for long. Almost unbelievably, he traveled to Texas and re-enlisted at Fort Sam Houston in 1946 and specifically requested to be assigned to the Pacific – the Hawaiian Department.

Years later, and back in Tulsa, Don was reminded of his comrades who shared the dark hold of that Japanese freighter bound for Japan, fellows from Company Three like Charles Ashcraft, Fred Bolinger, and Otha Johnson. His good buddy Alfred Sorensen. Pete Armijo, John Chesebrough and Juan De Luna. Don’s name was in there too – ironically – listed right beneath his friend Alfred.

The book was Brothers from Bataan. It tells the story of those brave men who lived an ordeal that the rest of us cannot even imagine. When it came into the shop, I noticed the signature and some cryptic notations. It wasn’t an author’s autograph, and it took a little investigating.

I learned what Noto Maru signified – a ship in the group of some two-dozen vessels referred to in later years as “Hell Ships,” the unmarked freighters that carried prisoners off to Japan.

Don Spaulding owned the book and already knew the information he wrote on the title page. I believe he wanted to make his mark on the wall, like many prisoners of war did. A simple, personal legacy intended for those who might come later. Many who carved their names into the walls of their prison cells did not have much time left. Don lived another eight years. He died in Tulsa in 2009.

His story is not so different from that of Louis Zamparini’s, the subject of the book Unbroken. Zamparini survived a plane crash in the ocean only to drift on a raft into Japanese-held islands. He also wound up working as a slave laborer.

The story of Ray J. – my father – is one that will never be known. Like Don, he was a young man who left home to serve the United States against aggressors, with no guarantee of returning. I can’t share Ray J.’s story, because I don’t know the full of it.

But I can share the tale of another young man from the Midwest as a measure of respect for their service, and as a token of my regret that it did not occur to me to express my pride and appreciation to my father – until I had missed my opportunity.

Better late than ever, I hear.

Proud of you, Pa.

Talk to the hand. A whole new meaning.

Will everybody be talking into the back of their wrists? It’s the big new thing and I’m not even comfortable with the old-style stuff. The whole Bluetooth thing threw me off, not knowing if that person talking nearby said something to me or to the party at the other end of their phone conversation. I actually said something stupid to a nearby woman (this was early on in the Bluetooth timeline, honest…), like “What’s that you say?” or “Were you talking to me?”

Of course, she wasn’t.

She had one of those Bluetooth ear-things and I had never seen one before. Obviously, she didn’t even respond to my question – she was busy talking to her imaginary friend. That’s what it seemed like to me. She was talking to someone at the other end of an invisible connection and I was old-school. If she’d only had a hand-set. It’s funny how holding a device to your ear legitimizes talking aloud in public with no one nearby.

By now, you’ve seen the commercial for the latest thing. Dick Tracy’s two-way wrist radio. If you haven’t, you can see it by clicking here.

It has taken us nearly 70 years to catch up with Mr. Gould’s vision, but we seem to be in an invention conundrum. We want to watch our videos and read our eBooks on screens the size of elementary school blackboards, but we want the device to be thin and light and snap-able and easy to tuck into our pocket (granted – the pocket has to be the size of a mail-carrier’s bag).

Samsung’s Galaxy Gear super-duper wrist radio/telephone/go-go-gadget has met with mixed early reviews. History, though, is on its side. The popular culture is filled with references to people talking into their wrists to contact the police captain, the Starship’s transporter room, Inspector Gadget’s cohorts, or the alien’s mother ship (foreign language model). Samsung has every reason to believe we’ll want to strap a thing on our wrist and start jabbering (oh – and also have the current time available at a glance).

Chester Gould was amazingly ahead of his time. Or maybe inventors are coming up with their stuff based on his old comic strips. He had an orbiting space-station thing with bold black lettering on the side identifying it as a POLICE vehicle. We’ve got SWAT vans and space stations, but so far we haven’t got a combination of the two.

I liked the comic strip back then. I was a kid too young to drive. My neighbor’s older brother had a driver’s license and a car. When you’re young and wrangle a ride into town, it becomes a spending spree. Surely, you remember (or lived within walking distance and don’t know what I’m talking about). In our neighborhood at that time, we didn’t get into town much. When my buddy and I talked his brother into driving us, we pooled our money and went wild. We bought a pizza (had to share it with his brother as a payoff) and a bakery-tin of Divinity, assorted packs of sports cards, and a plastic model of Dick Tracy’s space coupe. Oooh, Space Coupe and Moon Maid. The coolest things we’d ever seen. (Of course, the word “Cool” had not yet been invented back then.)

Just saw the commercial again. Even Fred Flintstone talked to his wrist. The Gould-gadget has pervaded our popular culture, retro-fitted to the stone age.

It turns out, I have an associative memory connected with Dick Tracy and now it’s scaring me. When my neighbor and I sprang for the plastic space coupe model and the tin of Divinity, we assembled the project immediately upon our return home. Maybe it was the fumes from the toxic plastic cement that fixed it in my cranium. We put the coupe together while we ate the Divinity – what has to be one of the sweetest concoctions ever invented. We devoured every last crumb of it.

It was nauseating. And I’m not just talking about our completed glue-blobbed space coupe, finished project. Too much Divinity is not a good thing.

As a result of the associative memories, whenever I see a picture of Dick Tracy, I think of the space coupe and my plastic model. That makes me recall Divinity, that white-colored, sweeter than fudge dessert. And when I think of Divinity I get slightly nauseous.

I worry that if the Samsung Galaxy catches on, I’ll see people talking into their wrists like Dick Tracy, which will make me think of… (you can extrapolate the rest). I’ll see someone talking into their two-way wrist radio/TV and I’ll get nauseous.

When the Weedeater was first introduced, I thought “What great idea!” When that first videotape (predecessor of digital) machine came out, I bought one. Cool, I thought. (The term had been invented by then.) Computers? I might have bought the first one. Google me or check Wikipedia. (I could be wrong.)

It concerns me a little that – at my age – even as a technology-accepting-consumer, this is going to be a tough sell. I’m going to see a random Samsung Galaxy wearer talking into their Dick Tracy style two-way wrist radio/TV and I’m going to experience nausea – or worse. (I might lose my lunch.)

Divinity won’t be a factor, though. Haven’t tasted that sweet confection since that fateful day, way back when.

Come visit!

McHuston

Booksellers & Irish Bistro
Rose District
122 South Main Street, Broken Arrow OK!

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