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Forty years? Can’t be that long ago…

It may have been the approaching anniversary date that prompted it, but a week or so ago, the Tulsa newspaper This Land published a first person account of a prison riot. If you’d told me it happened forty-years ago, I wouldn’t have believed you.

You: It happened forty years ago.

Me: What? I don’t believe you!

And there you have it. I told you I wouldn’t believe it if you told me. That’s because parts of it seem like yesterday.

The Tulsa World published a book of front pages some years ago, and a copy of it just came in this afternoon. I was thumbing through it and Bam! There is the front page from July 28, 1973.

STATE PRISON INMATES SEIZE GUARDS, reads the headline, SET BUILDINGS AFIRE.

Here’s what I knew then: Not much.

Here’s what I found out later: It could have been a scary deal. Sure, it was scary enough for a lot of people back then, but I was just out of high school, living in a little cracker-box rent house with my buddy Faron Kirk.

There was smoke pouring out of one of the buildings, and rumors pouring out of most mouths in McAlester. Remember, a lot of folks had jobs at the prison, or had family members or friends working there. It was big news. Really big.

We wanted a better look, so Faron Dean and I climbed up on the roof of the house for the bird’s eye view. It wouldn’t have mattered much if we’d had the dog’s eye view: there was nothing in between the Oklahoma State Penitentiary and our little frame abode.

While we were up-top sightseeing, a highway patrol car rolled up and the trooper put it into park and opened up his door. He rose up from his seat just enough to holler at us over the window frame.

“Could get dangerous out here,” he called out. “You boys need to get home.”

“We ARE home,” we called back, from the rooftop.

“Then you need to get to someone else’s home,” he answered, in an official tone.

We thanked him, and after he drove off, Faron and I took a vote amongst ourselves and decided we’d stay right there, mostly since we were young and foolish. Didn’t want to miss anything.

The Tulsa World page says the riot was started by “five white inmates ‘who were doped up on something.” They were quoting prison spokesman John Graham.

In truth, even from our front row seat, there wasn’t a lot of action visible to us. The morning paper rattled us, though. I recall reading this (also on the front page of the World):

At one point, some two dozen Highway Patrol troopers doubletimed toward the prison’s east gate, where an estimated 50 to 100 inmates were attempting to crash through to freedom.

Oops. That’s the gate that was nearest our rent-house. Probably one of those doubletiming troopers had been the one who warned us we ought to skedaddle.

When we finished reading the newspaper account of what had happened just across the way from us (the only way we could learn anything), the store owner put us to work in the meat market. We had an assembly line working back there, digging into loaves of Holsum Bread, lining up the slices to be slapped with mustard, a slice of bologna, a slice of cheese, closed up and stuffed into a sandwich bag.

We did that for hours. I don’t know how many people we were feeding, or which side of the wall they were on. I assumed all the sandwiches, potato chips, and such were going to law enforcement and prison workers. It wasn’t so important to me then. Those were about the most exciting bologna and cheese sandwiches I ever made, though.

It seemed calmer Saturday evening after work. We didn’t bother getting up on the roof. In front of the door was a little square of concrete that was too small to call a porch, but we were sitting on it like it was one. Dusk was drawing near. One of those hot July evenings that only get comfortable when the sun finally drops out of sight.

About then, when the sky to the east had already gone dark, and a quiet had settled over the prison and its activities, there came a lone voice. A man’s voice. Could have been a guard in a tower, could have been an inmate in the prison yard beyond the chain link.

Summertime, he sang out. Nice voice, really. Acappella. Right on tune.

“Summertime,” he sang, “and the living is easy.”

So many summers ago, but I still get the eerie-chills when I remember the way that song carried over the walls as the last of the sun slipped away. Back when the living was easy.

Come visit! (No singing required.)

McHuston

Booksellers & Irish Bistro
Rose District
122 South Main Street, Broken Arrow, OK

Ah. The commercials explain it all.

‘Splain it, I should say. But they also make me realize things I didn’t know I needed to know.

I don’t have one. Do you? I mean – truly – I didn’t know I was supposed to have one. But here I stand (actually, I’m sitting…) having just been ordered by the person reading the television commercial: Ask your rheumatologist.

My rheumatologist?

Not even sure who those people are, or what a rheumatologist does. But, Phil Mickelson has one. He’s the star of the commercial, if commercials have stars. He spends his on-camera time talking about how dealing with pain is part of his golf-game. Apparently, Mr Mickelson suffers from what we used to call arthritis. My grandparents probably just called it aches or pains. At some point in my lifetime, it went from simple arthritis to Rheumatoid Arthritis.

Oh, the folks suffering from it never said that. There was no “Gracious, my rheumatoid arthritis is kicking up a touch. Perhaps I’ll have an aspirin.” Nah. It was more like, “Agh. Darned arthritis,” if anything would be said at all. I believe folks of my parent’s generation would have just endured it with minimal complaint.

Times were different then.

Now, in our age of gotta-have-air-conditioning-or-I-might-die, and our increasingly abbreviated speech, that old ailment is just too long to be spoken. Rheumatoid arthritis is now: RA. Our mouths just don’t work like those of previous generations. We can’t say things like “medication.” Our dogs take pet “meds.” I suppose we humans do too. If I’d had my “meds” I probably would not be writing this blog. Blog. Used to be a “web log,” but that took too long to say, so it was shortened to “blog.” That’s okay, I guess.

‘Kay with you? (Saved a full syllable there. Okay?)

You know when to be taking your meds, by taking your temp. That’s the thing that used to be “temperature” but it was just too difficult to voice. Temp. Meds. RA.

As a kid, I suffered the effects of asthma. Of course, if it recurs at this point of my life, I’ll need meds for A. Two syllables are just one too many.

Another question-posing commercial asks about your financial “number.” People are seen walking around with a large red number in their hands. There are no three or four digit numbers in any of the commercials. I’m not sure there are even any six digit figures. What is the number? It’s the amount of money we should have salted away for retirement. Not a hundred-thousand dollars. Not eight-hundred-thousand dollars.

The commercials all show actors carrying around one-million-dollar-plus retirement numbers. That’s the amount we’re supposed to have stuffed inside the mattress over time to take care of bills in our golden years.

Regrettably, my golden years will be closer to fool’s-golden. Somewhere along the line I failed to stash away a big enough percentage to have that Sweet-Million set back for the post-work good life.

Of course, based on the today’s pared-down style, I’m just keeping with the times. When the RA creeps up on me, I’ll just take a hard-earned D and buy an A. (D: dollar. A: Aspirin, for those of you my age. The rest of you already knew that, I know.) I don’t have a million set back, but I have the abbreviated version. The Really-Abbreviated-Version.

And, of course, when I feel the pain of RA, I’ll consult him or her. You know…

My rheumatologist.

Come visit!

McHuston

Booksellers & Irish Bistro
Rose District
122 South Main Street, Broken Arrow OK!

Once upon a time, in a town called Broken Arrow.

I don’t usually ask for names, figuring if a person wants me know their name, they’ll mention it. Maybe if it looks like we’re going to be trapped together in a broken elevator for the next six hours, a name might make the wait more comfortable. Kids in a sandbox? Sure.

Kid One, looking at Kid Two: Hey! Wanna play trucks? I’m Poindexter! What’s your name?

Kid Two: Gibby. I hate playing trucks.

Kid One: Okay. Then you can keep on eating the sand. I’ll build my roads over in the corner there.

Kid Two: Mmmmgllblg.

Honestly – as adults – you just never know for certain what it’s about when someone asks your name. Once I answered the What’s-your-name-Question and was promptly handed a legal summons. Not a big deal, as it turned out. But if I’d just kept my mouth shut, maybe I would not have had to waste the time. I figure if someone wants you to know their name, they’ll introduce themselves and mention it.

So – I didn’t ask the lady her name. Now you know why, partly. She and her nice friend were having lunch at the shop today. I could tell by their accents that they were not from the Sooner State. One of the ladies made mention of the sandwich bread. She liked it a lot, and decided it was much different that the bread in Australia. “We’re from Australia,” she said.

So I learned that much without having to ask.

At the checkout counter I figured since they had mentioned their country of origin that the fact was fair game for conversation. I asked how two Australians wound up in Broken Arrow, Oklahoma, for lunch.

Books.

That was appropriate, I thought. Turns out, the taller of the two ladies is an Australian novelist who specializes in historical fiction. All of her works have been set in her native country. She figures that to sell books in the US, the plots will have to have American settings. I figure she is probably correct.

Which brings us to Broken Arrow, the setting of her next work of fiction. I suppose it doesn’t get any more American-sounding than Broken Arrow, especially if any stereotype of the Wild West remains. (Some of you might suggest Broken Bow, Oklahoma, as just as American-sounding, but then – that town could be named for gift-wrap, a violin bow, or a necktie…) If my Australian guest is planning on writing American historical fiction, the American West has played host to some great stories, and why not have them in a town with a real-West-sounding name like Broken Arrow?

I suggested to her that one of her characters might visit a bookstore. (Wink, wink: nudge, nudge.) She didn’t actually roll her eyes at the idea, but I could tell that her inner eye was rolling at the speed of light. I gave her a business card anyway and offered to answer any questions that might come up later about the area. Email and all that. G’day mate.

That, of course, will be the only way that I would ever find out if the book ever gets written, published, and distributed.

Since I didn’t ask her name.

It is true that most authors like the idea of having their book in a bookstore. Perhaps, at some point in the future, she (or her publisher) will make contact about a book with Broken Arrow, Oklahoma as its setting, and make it available for purchase in Broken Arrow, Oklahoma! I’m anxious to know if the hero of the story will be a sharpshooting, jingle-jangle spur-wearing cowboy riding high in the saddle on an Appaloosa kangaroo.

Every book sold today gets a free raincoat (some call them plastic bags), so come visit!

McHuston

Booksellers & Irish Bistro
Rose District
122 South Main Street, Broken Arrow, OK

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