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No medals for these Broken Records…

Sometimes I hear things as though it’s the first time ever. This morning it was an expression from Channel 6 meteorologist Mike Grogan – a Tulsa native, by the way, and Union graduate. He noted that the weather forecast was beginning to:

Sound like a broken record.

Now, Mr. Grogan is not at an advanced age. Quite to the contrary. So, I was surprised to hear him use an expression I grew up with – almost literally.

I’m assuming that you folks under a certain age would more quickly associate the phrase “broken record” with someone like Olympian Michael Phelps. That athlete alone has broken more records in the past decade than the entire broadcasting industry. Broken records – the type that had songs recorded on them – weren’t confined to radio, but when your record began skipping during the live afternoon program, a lot more people heard it.

Maybe you’d be in the breakroom refilling the coffee cup or visiting the porcelain lounge – always with one ear listening to the on-air monitor – when the song would hit a passage, hiccup, and repeat. Prehistoric times, you know. And it rarely happened when you were right there, at the control board.

Vinyl records.

45 rpm’s even. (You can Google it.) We called it skipping. The needle would be tracking along and hit a scratch or a piece of overlooked lint and the song would “skip” back a groove. And then, do it again. And again – until it was jostled, bumped, or smacked ahead.

One summer, during a “remote” broadcast, I was spinning records from the sidewalk in front of a business and the records started skipping. One after another. (We had some known skippers that always hung up at the same spot. I hear those songs on the radio now and expect to hear the repeat.) Turns out, the sun was beating down so intently that the vinyl was warping, sending the needle over a surfer’s wave so dramatically that several had rebound bounce-skips.

I could go on and on about those old times, but then – I’m beginning to sound like a broken record.

Then, there was the young fellow who took a look at the machine on the window seat (you can see it like he did by clicking on the image, and notice it’s sitting on an old vinyl-playing turntable…) and called out, “Mom! Look at that old, old computer!”

She gently corrected him as to what it was.

I wouldn’t have cared if she had used a phrase besides – “Old Days.”

Come visit!

McHuston

Booksellers & Irish Bistro
Rose District
122 South Main St. Broken Arrow OK!

A Dickens of a Day…

The lady came back to the checkout counter and glanced at her companion, then looked me straight in the eye and said, “Tell her about William Wallace.”

Smack me. What?

Do I have a forehead tattoo? History Geek? Maybe inked in Old English Script?

Alas – the gauntlet was thrown down.

“Do you have a couple of hours?” I asked the companion, then gave the four-minute synopsis of the Scottish legend who gathered the always-feuding clan families together long enough to defeat the British in 1297.

I wasn’t around back then, but it is known as the Battle of Stirling Bridge. You’ve guessed by now that she had me pegged correctly. Truth is – I am a bit of a history nut.

But – what came over that woman to suddenly demand a medieval dissertation of me? We had not been talking about Scotland, bagpipes, broadswords, or even history. Well, I did mention the year 1847 when I was showing her the date on an antique copy of The Pickwick Papers.

Maybe I’ve the late afternoon scent of a kilted Highlander. I’ll hit the deodorant stick after I rub off that head-tattoo.

Not a historic day, here in the Rose District, but it has been somewhat history-oriented. Sold a copy of Beowulf. George Orwell. Fahrenheit 451.

The nice lady who pressed me for a lecture on the Old World had just purchased an illustrated edition of Oliver Twist. Of course, a good day is made even better when a copy of Dickens goes home with its new family. Honestly, that lady was after my heart: she asked about the book because of the George Cruikshank illustrations.

Dickens went through several artists during the course of his writing career, but his books were loaded with drawings, a fact that nearly shot me down in freshman English. We were reading a Tale of Two Cities. (In truth, the rest of the class was reading the assigned work.)

I wasn’t reading. Not a bit.

Mike Green – my aspiring artist friend – and I were too busy drawing freehand copies of the wonderful Hablot Knight Browne illustrations. It was a competitive thing. A sketcher’s version of a footrace. We’d both begin the hour with a blank piece of paper and a Parker brand ink pen, then before the hour was up, we’d pass the finished drawings around in secret for our fellow students to grade. (Click on the image for a better look at Browne’s skill. It’s an illustration from Tale of Two Cities of the sort we plagiarized during class.)

Some days Mike had the better drawing. Other times, I got the nod. Neither of us got the plot of the Tale, since we hadn’t read a thing beyond the captions accompanying the illustrations.

I’m ashamed to say it was years and years later when I finally sat down with Charles Dickens and he became my best friend. At least, he became my best dead literary friend. And Oliver Twist is a favorite acquaintance – especially the George Cruikshank illustrated version.

There’s a copy over there waiting for its new family.

Come visit!

McHuston

Booksellers & Irish Bistro
Rose District
122 South Main St. Broken Arrow OK!

Marching to the Drum… as best we can.

It breaks my heart to hear about Linda Ronstadt.

She’s not the first – and won’t be the last – to be afflicted by Parkinson’s Disease, but unlike several other celebrities who have suffered its debilitating symptoms, I have such good memories associated with Ms. Ronstadt.

Not that I ever even met the award-winning singer.

It’s crazy, but when there are life-events that we associate with other positive occasions, it is hard to separate the reality from the memory.

I’ve mentioned more than once – specifically – my association with Linda Ronstadt and her hit song You’re No Good with my buying a brand-new British sportscar. Driving around in that era when Top-40 hits were played on the radio hourly (it seemed to me). I remember the long music passage that started that song. In radio, we called that the “intro” and we read the weather over that one, one of the few songs that had a long enough passage to complete a forecast.

When I heard the news about Ms. Ronstadt, it was sort of like a punch in the gut.

Michael J. Fox has suffered from the disease for more than twenty years, but has recently returned to the spotlight, playing roles in The Good Wife and preparing to debut his own program, in which his condition will play a role of its own. He has managed to carry on with his craft.

I remember meeting Mohammed Ali at a press conference when he visited Tulsa to promote a thumb-less boxing glove. My memories of him did not match the man standing in front of me. His courage in light of his condition was apparent by his light-hearted manner in dealing with the lot of us. He wasn’t boxing any longer, but was still ducking and weaving to our questions.

Linda Ronstadt says she cannot sing any longer. The eleven-time Grammy winner has had symptoms for six or seven years, she says, but only revealed her diagnosis recently in an interview with AARP magazine.

That’s another shocker.

My recollection is of that beautiful young woman singing her heart out. I can offer my weak harmonies to her hits, even those dating back to the days of the Stone Poneys and Different Drum (as in: You and I march to the beat of a Different Drum), released in 1967. Man. That was a good time ago.

It’s just hard to think about these icons of our lifetime aging – when in our memories they tend to stay young. Young. Forever.

Linda Ronstadt is 67 years old.

My friend Mr. L has pointed out that the 50th Anniversary of the Beatles and their initial performance on US television appearance is rapidly approaching. His remark?

50 years.

I’m thinking: Where did all that time go?

I can remember the discussion among my classmates on the morning after the Beatles’ first TV appearance. Recall it like it was yesterday. News flash: It wasn’t yesterday.

It’s good keep in mind the positive things. At least I’m in a position to be looking back on these anniversaries. Still breathing and kicking. Don’t walk so quickly anymore.

But I can still sing. Never -ever- could with the command Ms. Ronstadt possessed, but I love that expression of spirit enough to know what she has lost.

I’m sorry, Linda. In my heart and in the theater of my memory your voice still carries clear and strong, and we’re all still dancing.

To a Different Drum.

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