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What’s your grade?

I’m guessing everyone would rather have a five-star review than not. A lot of our jobs aren’t evaluated publicly. I’ve had those year-end sessions with the boss, when the past year’s performance is evaluated. Like a report card for grownups.

That’s partly why I never wanted to grow up.

In radio, we called it “The Book.” As in, the ratings book. Back when I was around microphones (we had just retired the tin cans tied to a taut string), it was a tense time, when the Book came out. Who was number one?

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And if it wasn’t you, there was plenty of digging into the numbers and demographics of that radio report card in an attempt to find some little part of it that could be spun into good news. Or at least some fact to be unashamed of, if pride was too much of a stretch. Not just here in the Tulsa market. Lots of folks across the country lost their jobs or were denied raises or faced a transfer to another market because of poor ratings.

I’m not certain what the report card is for artists. Maybe one of you will let me know. Sales might figure into it – if you’re selling lots of your work, you must be doing a good job. But that can’t be right. Consumerism as a determining factor in the art world would eliminate anything avant garde or risky.

Authors can have a tough go of it. Sites like Amazon have consumer-reviews that – I’m guessing – can have a debilitating effect on sales, if they don’t go well from the start. Those first written report cards might have a residual effect. There are authors who pay review services to stack the deck.

It’s a four-star review currently for The Catch, the latest thriller from Dallas author Taylor Stevens. I’m sure she’d rather have a five, but in today’s climate, four-stars plus a tasty Associated Press write-up has to be satisfying.

Here is the quote from the AP reviewer: “Intelligent writing, masterful pacing, and tense and fluid action scenes that feel ready-made for the cinema.”

I’ll agree with that for all Ms. Stevens titles, and since the website is now allowing the posting of images, I can now upload my photo of her book and poster, courtesy of Crown Publishing. It is a signed copy, and we’ll be giving it away on the evening of August’s First Thursday in the Rose District.

You have time to get your name entered in the drawing, so –

Come visit!

McHuston

Booksellers & Irish Bistro
Rose District
122 South Main St. Broken Arrow OK!

Accidents waiting to happen.

We live in a pretty secure community. Two-car, non-injury fender bender and the first responder total outside is nearly a dozen. Full-sized fire engine. Fire department first responder wagon. Two regular police vehicles and one of the oversized PT-Cruiser-looking squad cars are all jammed into the intersection.

Not to diminish the shock and inconvenience experienced by drivers involved in any traffic accident, but I don’t even see a bent fender here.

One of the car’s airbags deployed, and seeing that was a first for me. When the driver opened the car window, a cloud of white smoke rolled out. I thought the little car was on fire, until I spotted the puffed-up airbag.

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Again – I am sympathetic to the two drivers, but at least the accident involved only cars. These two drivers may have been following the letter of the law, but something went amiss. There are plenty of other drivers that are not even close to following the regulations about driving down Main Street.

Failure to yield to pedestrians is rampant, and it is a credit to those who suffer the crosswalks that no one has been struck down since last summer. The warning signals at the mid-block crossing points don’t stop cars even when the lights do flash. They don’t always light up.

Speeding continues through the Rose District, although the percentage is down. My guess is that those long, long, long-bed pickups that are poking out into the Main Street right-of-way are making some drivers nervous – enough so that they are slowing down, almost to the posted speed limit.

Illegal U-turns (or left-turns-to-park, as they are termed) are regularly attempted, but are more successful on some tries than on others. Those often become three-point turns, when the driver can’t navigate the parking spot without backing up and taking a second shot at it.

My most sympathetic memory is still the young woman walking the baby. The family must live nearby. As I watch her at the crosswalk, it is obvious to me that she has serious doubts about the validity of the “pedestrian friendly” tag that has been bandied about. With a tugging toddler held in check with one hand, and the stroller-handle gripped with the other, she watches the traffic signal like an Olympic sprinter waiting for the starter’s pistol.

Bang!

She is off and running, but only after the prerequisite lurching halt to look in both directions. She then sprints for the safety of the opposite sidewalk while the toddler struggles to keep in stride. It is a practiced drill.

I’d love to be able to say to her, “Relax, Mom. This is a shopping and entertainment district where you don’t need to worry about speeding cars. People cruise through here like Christmas-light rubber-neckers on Kenosha.”

But – it just ain’t so.

When I was bicycling to work back in my younger youth, peddling through intersections like 51st and Lewis in Tulsa put the fear of the automobile in me. Bikes don’t match up well. No airbags, either.

Someday, our Rose District will get the respect of the drivers. They’ll come to understand that Main Street isn’t the quickest way from here to there, and that you are likely to find yourself behind a driver obeying the speed limit. Or maybe behind a car moving even more slowly, as a safety precaution, and respecting the presence of pedestrians.

Someday, drivers will understand that stopping for the red light should occur before the crosswalk, that area set aside for people on foot. And the confused looks directed at the drivers are from folks who pushed the button on the traffic post, wanting to cross to the other side. Except, there’s a big truck smack dab in the middle of the walk. ‘Cause streets are for trucks, ya know. (Cars are guilty as well.)

Someday, drivers will realize that this isn’t the sleepy old Broken Arrow of wagon and hitched-team days. Back when the man on the buckboard sidled the rig to the mercantile to load up some bags of grain and flour. Maybe the horses munching on a feedbag while the kiddies pick out penny candy. These days, we shouldn’t be stopping cars in the middle of the street to make a U-turn into a soon-to-be-vacated parking space.

Someday, a child will be struck down. Or his mother. Or father. Or somebody’s grandmother.

They won’t have an airbag, but will instead have to rely on Broken Arrow’s crack team of first responders.

What? Ooops. Sorry.

Okay.

I’m now stepping down from the soap box.

Come visit!

McHuston

Booksellers & Irish Bistro
Rose District
122 South Main St. Broken Arrow OK!

Heat? Bring it on!

Sunday. Day of rest. Day of rest? No. More like, day of ALL the rest – all the rest of the projects that could not be completed during the regular work week.

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Can’t let the summer heat go to waste. Instead of boiling water to set inside the frosted-over freezer to speed up the melting, that 90+ degree heat outdoors is making for a quick disappearance of all that icy buildup. No boiling water. No drippy mess on the kitchen floor. (I have containers on the sidewalk to catch the run-off, but all the little splashes are evaporating about as quickly as they hit the deck.)

Those of us still living in the defrost age have a decided advantage. Those frost-free freezers and refrigerators don’t have a built-in cleaning reminder. Of course, Dustin and I aren’t dirtying-up the interior by tossing in open pans of spaghetti sauce or some such thing (my son Dustin and I are sharing kitchen duties as of a couple of weeks ago – what a godsend that has been!). We take care to keep up with it, but there are some projects that are out of the regular cycle. Like today’s episode.

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I sprayed and paper-toweled the freezer interior as it became visible from under the layer of frost, but there wasn’t a lot to clean. The defrosting brings about a forced reminder to clean the floor under the freezer, the appliance interior, and the top of the thing.

Sometimes I think we need those sorts of personal-defrosting moments that would allow us to scrub up our life-fringes. But that’s a project for some other Sunday.

While the freezer sits outside drawing the attention of passersby, I’ve taken the opportunity to address a couple of the tables. Attached a metal strap under the wooden top that was damaged in transit and only lately began to become an issue. Added another in a separate area as an insurance measure. Tightened the screws on the legs. Same drill for a second table.

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I’d love to spend more time under this air conditioning vent typing up progress reports, but I’ve got to get that frozen food out of the backup unit and into the freezer.

Here’s one thing that was reinforced already today, as a result of the projects: There is no honest work accomplished without busting a knuckle or two.

I’ve busted one already.

Nine to spare.

Come visit!

McHuston

Booksellers & Irish Bistro
Rose District
122 South Main St. Broken Arrow OK!

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