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Ticket-buying: Paying extra for the work.

When self-service gasoline pumps became prevalent (believe me, there was a time when there existed such a thing as a gas station attendant, who did more than sit behind a counter reading a magzine and collecting payments. In addition to filling the tank, he would check the oil, clean the windows, and look over the tires to see if they needed air…), stations often offered discounts to motorists filling their own tanks. A couple of cents-per-gallon cheaper.

It allowed the attendant to fill someone else’s car, while not missing a sale.

Grocery stores have the self-serve scanners that usually have shorter lines, mostly because a lot of people are afraid of the technology. Unlike the gasoline stations, though, there are no discounts applied.

The internet age has introduced the sale of event-tickets online. Similar to the self-check grocery store register, it allows for the purchase without an attendant. Like the food market, there are no discounts for doing the work of a theater box-office teller.

YOU PAY A CONVENIENCE FEE.

That’s right. For doing all the work that the employee does behind the glass, sliding the money one direction and a ticket the other, the buyer is required to pay for the privilege of doing the labor. $1.25 per ticket.

It may not seem a lot, but it amounts to a $5 bill for four tickets purchased, which is a down-payment on any theater food item.

There are times that the theater has lines leading up to the box office. On the other hand, there are times when it is possible to walk directly to the entrance, buy a ticket, and cruise directly inside.

I’m betting that this evening there won’t be a line.

Even if there is, I’ve saved myself five-dollars worth of aggravation by buying my ticket at the theater, instead of recalling how I had to pay to do the work. Convenient? I don’t think so.

I can can push a banknote through the opening a lot easier than typing all the info required to buy it online.

And sometimes, the kid behind the glass smiles and says

‘Thanks.’

Opportunities: catching a rarity.

Okay, I’ll admit they are not quite so rare as hitting the Powerball lottery. Not even as rare as smiles at a Tulsa City Council meeting. I was in the crowd, sitting behind home plate Thursday night when Scott Beerer came to the plate for the Drillers.

I slipped out of the bookstore a little early, hoping to take advantage of a slight break in the heat for an evening at ONEOK Field. The Arkansas Naturals were in town, but the team wasn’t as important as the chance to watch a little baseball.

Sitting directly in front of me was a young couple – 19 or 20-years old at most – making goo-goo eyes at each other and occasionally giving each other too-passionate kisses. I had to look between the tops of their conjoined heads to see the batter. My tickets were for seats five rows back from the home plate backscreen.

The Drillers already had two errors by the time the first inning was over, and they seemed to have a bead on Tulsa’s pitcher, spraying hits all over the place. Finally, in the third inning, Tulsa got back-to-back home runs from Tommy Field and Ben Paulsen – and that changed the momentum.

It isn’t every day a baseball fan gets to see back-to-back home runs at the professional level. Heck, it is pretty rare at any level. It’s fun when it’s the home team hitting them.

And then, in the fifth, the bases are loaded. As far as the game is concerned, all the team wants is a base hit – a chance to drive in some runs. The fans, and – let’s face it – the team want a grand slam.

Hitting a home run is hard enough. Opportunities to hit a home run with the bases loaded come around occasionally, but are usually squandered in trying too hard.

Thursday night, ONEOK Field, fifth inning, Scott Beerer at the plate – bases loaded. Came the pitch and the solid contact. Every one of us in the stands (except the two in front of me) knew it had a chance. It went, and went. And it was over the fence.

The first time, in all my years of watching baseball games – even on television – that I had witnessed a grand slam home run.

As I said, there are things more rare. Some things considered rare, like an eclipse of the sun, can be predicted with accuracy. Even a pitcher that completes a shutout has had the chance to do it, every time he steps on the mound.

For a batter to hit a home run, the bases have to first be loaded. And then – he has to hit the ball out over the fence.

It is a rare, rare thing.

I’m glad I was there to see it.

As for the young couple, a bit of advice: there are numerous opportunities in life to steal a kiss, or to steal a base. Chances to see a slam in person shouldn’t be squandered.

Mark the date: May 19, 2011 ends the reign of King Book.

Everyone was expecting it, but still – wasn’t it supposed to happen a little later in history? Thursday ends the reign of the Paper King, supplanted by its young descendent, Prince eBook.

Amazon, the big book retailer (they sell small ones, too), announced on Thursday that sales of electronic books, those digital computer files that are read on the screens of such devices as the Kindle and the Nook, officially surpassed the sales of regular paper editions.

In the future, when the generations of little e-readers look back on the occasion, they’ll note that the actual date was April 1, 2011, when Amazon.com sales of e-books began to outpace physical editions at the rate of 105 to 100 copies sold. Some Kindle books are provided without charge, but Amazon says those figures are not included in the statistics, otherwise the ratio would be even higher.

“Customers are now choosing Kindle books more often than print books,” said Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos. “We had high hopes that this would happen eventually, but we never imagined it would happen this quickly.”

Amazon has been selling the old-fashioned books for fifteen years, and the electronic kind for just over three.

I’ve yet to even hold one in my hands.

That’s probably a good thing.

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