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Sam-I-Am: Green Eggs and Spam

It’s a book store blog, but I’m compelled to offer two cent’s worth about OU product Sam Bradford and the ending of his first season. Pundits a’plenty will be sizing up his work and determining a season grade for the St. Louis Rams football team. Write what they will, I will not read them, Sam-I-Am, I do not read Green Eggs or Spam.

Sam Bradford

Former OU Quarterback Sam Bradford

Sunday night’s game was for all the marbles – the winner gets a playoff shot, the loser gets a vacation until next season. Neither Seattle nor St. Louis played much of a game, but the Seahawks wound up on top. In the booth, they were nearly pleading for the St. Louis coach to let Sam Bradford cut loose. He tried a couple of longer passes in the conservative St. Louis offense – they got dropped.

In baseball, it’s extremely rare for a recent college graduate to make an appearance on a major league pitching mound, if the pitcher is the equivalent of the football quarterback. They’re brought along through the minor leagues, allowing the young professional a chance to acclimate to professional sports. Eli Manning was an exception in the NFL, but he survived being tossed into the fire.

It may be for the best that the Rams kept young Sam well-protected. He completes his first season without major injury, broke some records, may be the Rookie of the Year, and will have experience and new teammates going into next year’s season. Perhaps, like Eli Manning, Sam will eventually wear a champion’s ring and bring a trophy to St. Louis. It is understandable that the coaches and owners might want to protect a gem in the making, and keep playing conservative until the time is right.

If nothing else, he has caused a number of us to become followers of the Rams – who will look forward to next year’s promise.

Not so Bonnie, William Bonney.

I remember sitting on my grandfather’s lap. Sure, it was a long time ago – but I have a clear recollection of it. Maybe J.P. Garrett of Albequerque has the same kind of memories, leaning over and looking at the deep lines creasing his grandfather’s face. His grandpa was Pat Garrett, the man who shot Billy the Kid.

Billy the Kid

William Bonney: AKA Billy the Kid

That was back in 1881, when the Wild West was being tamed. A.G. Bell had just patented a thing he called a telephone five years earlier. Today, grandson Garrett sent out an email hailing a decision to forego a pardon for Billy the Kid.

William Bonney – the Kid – would probably be surprised that his case is still being considered, nearly 130 years after the fact, but New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson today declined to issue a pardon for the nineteenth century gunman.

Descendants of Billy the Kid had asked that their ancestor be granted a formal pardon, based on a claim that territorial governor Lew Wallace had offered just that in exchange for testimony in another case. The controversy dates back that far. Wallace told a newspaper at the time, “I can’t see how a fellow like him should expect any clemency from me.”

Sometimes the passage of time puts a luster on the past. William Bonney was a desperate young man, his victims numbering between nine and twenty-one, depending on who is telling the tale. He’s been glamorized in song and films, but for descendants of his victims, William Bonney was just another gangster.

For now, that is the last word on the unpardoned Billy the Kid.

You say To-MAY-Toh.

We say things differently. I’m okay with that. Sometimes, I’d just like to know how to say it – right or wrong. We used to turn to the dictionary. Now, we’ve got Wikipedia… Please – give me back my dictionary. Here is an example of a Wikipedia pronunciation guide:

Reiki (霊気?, English pronunciation: /ˈreɪkiː/)

When I read that, I see that the word “reiki” should be pronounced “reiki.” Ooooh. That makes it all perfectly clear. Sort of. Wait a minute. Is that like REE-Kee? Or Ree-IK-ee? Maybe it’s RY-ky, rhyming with pumpkin pie-pie.

My typing doesn’t include pronunciation symbols for long and short vowels, but I have access to them. If my website was about pronouncing words, I would ūse them daily. I wish Wikipedia would do that. The internet allows access to users of different languages, but – come on! – the English-language version could use standard English grammar symbols.

Pŭ-lēz?

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