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Snow Daze

I am at the kitchen table, trying to ignore the blinding glare from the back yard. Oklahoma is said to be a ‘blue’ state, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen so much white. The book store is closed, as are the roads through this neighborhood.

Should’a: (1) Bought some items when I filled up at QuikTrip. (2) Battled the crowds at the grocery store Monday evening, since I’d love to be cooking something right now. (3) Gone to bed Monday night, instead of venturing out regularly to clear the car for Tuesday’s morning drive. (4) Taken some photos of books to list for sale on the internet. (5) Brought along the gloves I left on the front counter.

Glad that I: (1) Filled up at QuikTrip. (2) Didn’t venture out Tuesday morning, since I likely would have been mired in a snowdrift. (3) Don’t work for a corporation any longer, that would have required me to be on the job and driving to get there.

Granted, I have selective memory – but I don’t remember being stuck inside a house before. No doubt, all the years in broadcasting required that I be on the job, forcing the snow-shoveling and slippery driving. Maybe I wouldn’t feel so trapped if I had a compelling reason to dig out.

Meanwhile, I’ll enjoy the fact that Oklahoma has four seasons – even if none of them last particularly long!

Weather it is Important or not…

Everyone who has come in the shop today has commented on tomorrow’s weather. We called that “Top of Mind” back when I was in radio, a phrase to indicate the populist thinking of the moment, that thing that should be the primary focus of our programming.

The Tulsa World buried the weather story in this morning’s edition. Page 10. Even there, the headline doesn’t read “Winter Storm Due,” or “Snowy Weather Ahead.” They pin it directly on the originators of the forecast: “Forecasters Warn of Snow.” You see, the SNOW isn’t the news in the opinion of the World, only that some have issued a warning.

It is another example of the disrespect the local newspaper has for the electronic media in general. The sports page is the most obvious daily reminder of the bias. The local sportswriters seem to search for opportunities to take stabs at announcers and their employers, although the most vicious of the attacks are done anonymously (The Picker).

Not every newspaper takes such a position. Some have regular media columns that treat the broadcast medium as entertainment, (rightly or not) to be reviewed – thumbs up or thumbs down – like a movie. Others offer schedules of events to be broadcast, of a local nature. If the Tulsa World touches on such coverage, it is so infrequent as to be invisible.

The argument that they are reporting only the news, and not prognostications, will not hold water. In the arenas of politics and the economy, stories are published all too often that report trends, surveys, and other gossip – as a prediction of an outcome. It’s simply political weather forecasting, and pans out just as often as not.

What is it that is crippling the newspapers of the United States? Why are they increasingly cutting staff, reducing local content, and – in the most dramatic cases – going out of business completely?

My own guess (they never call and ask my opinion…) is that the old school journalistic paradigm of telling people “what they need to know,” is no longer valid. It is a business model synonymous with classroom teaching. In an age of diverse educational and entertainment opportunities, some prefer a delicatessen approach to information. We can select the items most palatable to our tastes and pass on the rest.

In the Tulsa World deli, cheeseburgers and fries are at the back of the store, hidden behind the brussels sprouts and broccoli. Even though the burgers and fries outsell the vegetables, we’re expected to first chew through what is good for us to get at the stuff on everyone’s mind.

The Prez, presently.

It ranks among the most audacious statements ever, regarding a State of the Union address – delivered last night to an integrated legislative body in Washington. President Obama – about an hour into the message – drew upon those time-honored words that vigorously invoke a blessing on the United States of America.

Oh, that part wasn’t surprising. The outlandish moment came seconds later during the final applause.

“The president has just concluded his State of the Union address,” the radio announcer stated, with bold seriousness. She then set about explaining to me – along with my puddin’-headed counterparts around the country – what it was we had just heard.

President Obama

President Obama's State of the Union Address 2011

As a number of people have complained to me about this media practice over the years, I know I’m not the only one who feels competent enough to translate the president’s English into – English. I mean, really – the words have just been spoken, and it isn’t as if the commentator is offering insight. It is only a repetition of what was said.

It may well be that the recap is on behalf of those who ventured from the recliner or couch during the course of the speech, sort of a “here are the things you missed while hitting the fridge.”

Maybe that’s not so bad. Still…

I draw the line, though, at having to be told while the movie credits are rolling up the screen and the audience is applauding, that the film is over. “The president has just finished speaking,” she said, not knowing whether the audience would realize that fact.

“This just in,” says the announcer. “The show has ended. Pick up your popcorn boxes, please, while I explain what it was you just saw.”

Where was she the first time I saw 2001: A Space Odyssey?

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