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Not so Bonnie, William Bonney.

I remember sitting on my grandfather’s lap. Sure, it was a long time ago – but I have a clear recollection of it. Maybe J.P. Garrett of Albequerque has the same kind of memories, leaning over and looking at the deep lines creasing his grandfather’s face. His grandpa was Pat Garrett, the man who shot Billy the Kid.

Billy the Kid

William Bonney: AKA Billy the Kid

That was back in 1881, when the Wild West was being tamed. A.G. Bell had just patented a thing he called a telephone five years earlier. Today, grandson Garrett sent out an email hailing a decision to forego a pardon for Billy the Kid.

William Bonney – the Kid – would probably be surprised that his case is still being considered, nearly 130 years after the fact, but New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson today declined to issue a pardon for the nineteenth century gunman.

Descendants of Billy the Kid had asked that their ancestor be granted a formal pardon, based on a claim that territorial governor Lew Wallace had offered just that in exchange for testimony in another case. The controversy dates back that far. Wallace told a newspaper at the time, “I can’t see how a fellow like him should expect any clemency from me.”

Sometimes the passage of time puts a luster on the past. William Bonney was a desperate young man, his victims numbering between nine and twenty-one, depending on who is telling the tale. He’s been glamorized in song and films, but for descendants of his victims, William Bonney was just another gangster.

For now, that is the last word on the unpardoned Billy the Kid.

You say To-MAY-Toh.

We say things differently. I’m okay with that. Sometimes, I’d just like to know how to say it – right or wrong. We used to turn to the dictionary. Now, we’ve got Wikipedia… Please – give me back my dictionary. Here is an example of a Wikipedia pronunciation guide:

Reiki (霊気?, English pronunciation: /ˈreɪkiː/)

When I read that, I see that the word “reiki” should be pronounced “reiki.” Ooooh. That makes it all perfectly clear. Sort of. Wait a minute. Is that like REE-Kee? Or Ree-IK-ee? Maybe it’s RY-ky, rhyming with pumpkin pie-pie.

My typing doesn’t include pronunciation symbols for long and short vowels, but I have access to them. If my website was about pronouncing words, I would ūse them daily. I wish Wikipedia would do that. The internet allows access to users of different languages, but – come on! – the English-language version could use standard English grammar symbols.

Pŭ-lēz?

Hand Check: For Health.

You don’t even need to snap on the latex gloves to do it… It’s just for the men, a new way to check your health using your fingers. Here is the procedure:

First, you take your index finger and extend it outward.

Hand Check

Health Checking Fingers

Second, extend your ring finger in the same manner.

Third, take a look at them both.

If the index finger is longer than the ring finger, you have a reduced risk of cancer, according to a new study.

The British Journal of Cancer reports that researchers studied the ratio between the 2nd and 4th finger of the right hand in 1,524 prostate-cancer patients and 3,044 healthy people over 15 years. Men with longer index fingers were 33% less likely to develop prostate cancer, and men under 60 had an 87% lower risk.

Of course, if – like me – your index finger is shorter, you may want to invest in one of those Chinese finger-traps and start a health program to extend those digits now. Remember, a long finger means a healthy prostate, so get stretching!

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