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Drinking and Driving: Ooopsies.

When several computer programmers are gathered around a single machine working out a problem, the person at the keyboard is said to be “driving.” When I drive my laptop at the desk here, I don’t keep a glass of water nearby in case I get thirsty – no mugs of hot chocolate on cold mornings either.

I’m too worried I might do a knucklehead thing like spill it right into the electronics. I know such an accident might cause problems for my computer’s continued functioning. I also know that accidents DO happen, so any drink near the keyboard has a twist-top or cap. Only makes sense.

United Airlines

United Airlines: Good to the Last Drop

That’s why it’s a wee bit troubling to learn that airline pilots are slinging cups of coffee in the cockpit, and the inevitable accident forced an emergency landing.

From the Associated Press:

The report on Transport Canada’s website said the U.S. Federal Aviation Administration reported that United’s corporate office had indicated that the pilot “had inadvertently squawked a 7500 code after spilling coffee on the aircraft’s radio equipment, which interfered with the communications equipment.”

“The flight crew had advised that they had communication problems and subsequently reported that they had some navigation problems as well and from there the pilot in the command diverted the flight onto Toronto,” Maryse Durette, a Transport Canada spokeswoman, said Wednesday.

United spokesman Rahsaan Johnson acknowledged Wednesday that one of three cockpit crew members caused the mishap by spilling a drink.

In fact, the shorted electronics caused an message to be sent that the jet’s cockpit was under assault by hijackers. Other communications were knocked out. The pilot decided he’d better divert the flight to the nearest airport. They landed safely.

I’m guessing the control panel on a United jet is just a tad more expensive than my mid-range laptop. You’d think there would be some common-sense rules applied, if not for the sake of the airliner, then maybe for the lives of the passengers, who are required to turn off their electronics – for safety.

[censored] Finn. The New Huck.

Pop, Pop, Snip, Snip – Po-litically correct it is… Mark Twain’s venerable American novel is scheduled to go under the knife for a little PC surgery.

According to Publishers Weekly, NewSouth Books plans to release a version of “Huck Finn” that cuts the “n” word and replaces it with “slave.” The slur “injun,” referring to Native Americans, will also be replaced.

Huck Finn

A 1st Edition copy of Twain's Huck Finn

How do you feel about that?

I’ve have my own writing tinkered with, and I didn’t always like it. On the other hand, the last time I tried to read Huck Finn, I was decidedly uncomfortable with the language. Although the author was sympathetic to the cause, the language he used was already coming under fire shortly after the book’s publication.

When R-rated movies come on television, I grin during those parts where an expletive is replaced by something G-rated, like “Oh, Drat!” I understand the reasoning for the edit, and it doesn’t ruin the viewing for me. If I want the original, I can Netflix it.

Maybe the same goes for the book. It may well be that the original intent of Mr. Twain can be retained by publisher’s substitution. Some will say that words are only words. Others will point out that the misuse – or ill-advised usage – of certain terms have felled giants.

If one child is bothered by the reading of such terms, it may serve to make the work cosmetically digestable. Better that than having a great book go unread.

Sam-I-Am: Green Eggs and Spam

It’s a book store blog, but I’m compelled to offer two cent’s worth about OU product Sam Bradford and the ending of his first season. Pundits a’plenty will be sizing up his work and determining a season grade for the St. Louis Rams football team. Write what they will, I will not read them, Sam-I-Am, I do not read Green Eggs or Spam.

Sam Bradford

Former OU Quarterback Sam Bradford

Sunday night’s game was for all the marbles – the winner gets a playoff shot, the loser gets a vacation until next season. Neither Seattle nor St. Louis played much of a game, but the Seahawks wound up on top. In the booth, they were nearly pleading for the St. Louis coach to let Sam Bradford cut loose. He tried a couple of longer passes in the conservative St. Louis offense – they got dropped.

In baseball, it’s extremely rare for a recent college graduate to make an appearance on a major league pitching mound, if the pitcher is the equivalent of the football quarterback. They’re brought along through the minor leagues, allowing the young professional a chance to acclimate to professional sports. Eli Manning was an exception in the NFL, but he survived being tossed into the fire.

It may be for the best that the Rams kept young Sam well-protected. He completes his first season without major injury, broke some records, may be the Rookie of the Year, and will have experience and new teammates going into next year’s season. Perhaps, like Eli Manning, Sam will eventually wear a champion’s ring and bring a trophy to St. Louis. It is understandable that the coaches and owners might want to protect a gem in the making, and keep playing conservative until the time is right.

If nothing else, he has caused a number of us to become followers of the Rams – who will look forward to next year’s promise.

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