Now that the Bedlam football game is over – the truth can be revealed. I’m not a very good football fan.

When the games aren’t going the way I think they should be going, I change the channel.

Needless to say, I saw a majority of A Fish Called Wanda on Saturday night. I hadn’t seen the movie since it first came out, which was so long ago that the film was being aired Saturday on the OETA movie club, purveyors of classic (read that – old) entertainment.

Granted, I switched back frequently, usually just in time to see another horrendous error. I would swallow an expletive, which came out as a muffled choking sound, and then click back to Wanda and the antics of Kevin Kuh-kuh-kuh-Kline.

Finally, it was all over.

So I switched back to see how the football game ended.

Like I said, I’m not a very good football fan.